Random Panel: Ben Grimm's private pain, revealed

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(From “Skyman”, vol. 1, no. 1, 1941.)

Caption Contest 44: Conan revisited

Jeff Rients did a great job guest-hosting the Caption Contest a few weeks ago, but there were some other panels from the same issue that I thought would have also made good caption-contest-fodder. So I’m going to use one of the alternates from that week to see what you can come up with:

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As always, the winner will receive a free black and white illustration of whatever he or she likes from yours truly, so put on those thinking caps and get busy! Keep it to no more than three total entries per person, left in the comments to this post, and relatively clean and you’re home free.

Good luck everyone!

Caption Contest 43 Winner

I am happy to announce that the winner of Caption Contest 43 and a custom black and white illustration of whatever he likes by yours truly is Rob Rogers!

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Rob deserves special credit for successfully using the word “Ampersand” in a sentence, which is not easy to do. I always thought that would be a good name for a super-hero… Anyway, I digress. Congratulations to Rob, and to the other Honorable Mentions from this week:

Runt82:
GL: The spider just caught a couple of flies. You know what that means?
Batman: Bring out The Gimp!

Pip:
GL: Did you remember to put out the crackers?
BM: Crap, I think I left them in my other utility belt.

Lyogi:
GL: I only agreed to meet your fan club if you would introduce me to the hottest members.
BL: …Those three are the hottest.

Dave:
Green Lantern: Batman why are you smiling?
Batman: Because I am about to beat you to within an inch of your life.

I can see why two-balloon panels don’t work as well, I think they’re a lot harder to make funny and pithy. I think I’ll go back to the one-panel weird looking ones for the foreseeable future.

Thanks to everyone who entered, and congratulations again to Rob.

Random Panel: You better hope he's deaf, too, pal

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Poll Position: The next Batman villain

The question this week is in honor of Heath Ledger’s Golden Globes win, and is pretty straightforward:

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As always, discussion after the jump.
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Random Panel: When opportunity bends over …

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(From “Super Mystery Comics” volume 4, number 1, 1940.)

Random Panel: Moments before Spock is incinerated

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Random Panel: Sneak preview of the next great Aquaman story arc

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(From “Super Mystery Comics”, Vol. 1, No. 6, 1941.)

Before there was sound

While going through the Golden Age Comics archive, I noticed that apparently movies weren’t the only form of entertainment that were silent when they started. Take a look at these panels from 1941’s “Super Mystery Comics” and notice how the artist renders the sparse onomontoPOWia:

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The big jagged-outline visual effects we’ve come to expect are already present (filled with yellow, usually), but the accompanying sound effects owe more to the craft of the letterer than the artist. In fact, I believe the letterer was responsible for filling in these elements, for many many years, which might explain their spartan appearance.

I also began to notice how rarely sound effects were used at all. You could almost guarantee a gun firing would get a “BANG” or “POW”, but seldom anything else that wasn’t very loud indeed in the real world. You can go for pages and pages without any onomontoPOWia at all, which to modern eyes is quite strange.

The medium progressed quickly, though, as you can see from this panel from 1947’s “Cowpuncher”:

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The simple typographical black words are now more boldly drawn and filled with a dramatic red, slanting into the frame on the same trajectory of the bullet. Compare that to the earlier “Smacko” and you can see how much more effective the later treatment is.

Eventually, of course, onomontoPOWia would become so ubiquitous that you couldn’t avoid it, crammed into almost every panel, and immortalized in the “Batman” television show with every punch or kick. I’m glad we’ve toned that down since then, incorporating the sense of hearing more fully into the page rather than making it awkward either by its absence or its omnipresence.

Going through these old comics is really amazing, I love seeing how the medium has evolved in the last fifty years. Do yourself a favor and head on over while you can still download them without having to register!

Random Panel: What do you call it when the monkey spanks YOU?

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(From “Super Mystery Comics”, Vol. 1, No. 6, 1941.)