Good stuff, man. Tell us a story.
I remember with fondness my own prehensile mustache before it went gray . . . good stuff, man.
The Power Couple are the latest heroes to burst onto the scene, claiming to be empowered by their love for one another. No one is entirely sure how true this is but what a lot of people soon come to realise is that their constant lovey-dovey attitudes towards each other quickly gets annoying.

A friend and I were talking about dumb superpowers and I mentioned Prehensile Moustache. So then I spent all of ten minutes on this guy because I apparently had nothing better to do with my time....Enjoy?

Hairy told me abt this species that can only mate while the female is fighting off predators. The males learn to fight with outer tentacles and hold on borrowed shells as armor while mating with -- uh . . . their other parts. The female fights around the male through holes in more borrowed shell material. 'Arthropodia Bellus.' Seen here near a ship complete with three visible 'pearl cannons.'
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Thanks and here is the Black Rose, one of the most feared crime bosses in my universe. He has no powers except a genius strategic mind.
