[Herr D]

“Juker, Cleric Of Chaos”

Originally an NPC designed as a one-off ‘damage sponge,’ a GM requested him to be played ‘for real.’

Juker is a cleric in two senses: He is a priest of a minor god of chaos, Riv, the Lone Survivor of the Apocalypse of the Previous Realm. He is also sort of an unknowing shakedown artist. He appeals to other very materialistic clerics to heal his own party by threatening to destroy valuables, magic items, etc. What he wields is the Ever-Changing Mace Of The Stuff Of Creation, which can harm NO LIVING THING. It gives a pleasant nap with weird dreams to whoever he hits with it and takes no hit points. One hit will cause random types of damage between 23 and 69 points to an object and its material surroundings. One point to the constitution of his party for every 100 points of destruction. 1d2 for the ability to swing it each attempt. It also provides him with triple the armor equivalent of banded mail and up to six saving throws per encounter / natural disaster. Which is good, considering his stats are really horrible.

INT4CHA15STR6AGL4DEX8WIL18CON9

“I’ll save you!”-Juker. “No, please don’t–allow me.”-Other side’s cleric.

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*cleric

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“I’M the droid they’re looking for!” Droid 7391 (yes, look at the number upside-down) was originally programmed to be a regular custom service droid on a planet far, far away. Specifically, a brothel. Then an Imperial technician decided, as a joke, to program him with the ability to banter with opponents while teaching them techniques against those using -uh- ‘laser swords.’ A warrior at one with the shadows stepped out for just a moment, stooped, and went away.

Then Droid 7391 started WINNING the fights and shutting down to prevent injury to a a living being. It had been programmed to believe that it WAS one of those special warriors, maintaining a disguise by use of -uh- ‘psychic access to powers of good.’ They locked him in a store room till they could figure out how to reprogram it. It made a cloud of stun droids and escaped in the ensuing mayhem. It seeks to join the rebellion.

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*NOT jedi/sith

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Ouch! Real life, leave me ALONE!

 
*NaJ/S

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[Herr D]

“Ghost” I can see a partial pilot for–the history of how they can prove they aren’t one case of multiple personality.

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As to the Superman question, I’d say the Smallville theme–don’t remember the artist. Like the new cross-split pose.

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In addition, you might miniaturize a head as a thumb behind the fists. As you get more experience, you may find yourself customizing items like this all the time.

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Her singing was always awful, and her playing was even worse. But complaining is less boring than travel, so people went and listened anyway . . .

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*The eyebrow made 12 leg segments, the bomb made seats and a wireless microphone, and the wolf mask (squished a little,) was used about thirty times in the accordion thing.

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Do you story about any of these? Just wondering. Grey Ghost or Silver Hawk are my favorites on this page, even though I don’t really like black to white and blue is my favorite color.

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Hmm. The white mages–human? You might darken the forward hand and cuff. Only unicorns shouldn’t cast a shadow, for they are made of the light? Good picture anyway.

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Can he do sand castles too? Dust Devil looks cool.

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The low-powered, inexperienced,  and unwilling Wolvey-type. What a predicament. Good stuff, JR.

I really miss the time I used to spend doing this, commenting on others’ art. Somehow, I’ve got to cram real life into a smaller container. Do you recommend sledgehammers or meatgrinders?

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Oh, yeah. Caddy’s NICE.

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Peace pieces?! Yikes. Cool stuff, man.

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Ooh! I’m prepared to be boarded!

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Very nice! The purist in me says, “Horses don’t have cloven hooves,” so–

If you take two small insignia color-matched to the hooves and lay them over, it’ll be more realistic? Keep submitting!

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Your backgrounds seem to be improving? Tomomi’s good, too.

[Herr D]

“Tonight the part of Short Round will be played by a stocky Chippewa in a nun’s habit.”–said our GM on realizing this character’s intent.

This is Mr. Strait in a situation I played him in. It was a modified Deadlands system with custom characters. (Deadlands is essentially a western with undead, magic, supercoal, and steampunk.)

Mr. Strait has the weaknesses of facial disfiguration, having been attacked by a ghoulie covered with flaming turpentine, and needing more food than most by 50%. He is also wanted for deserting both the Union and the Confederacy. His advantages include Sense Object / Machine Weaknesses (+12) and stealing (Pickpocket, Sleight Of Hand, Misdirect, Conceal Obj / Self, AND Timing at +6) for use Mad Scientist Plans. He uses horseshoes a lot with his tendency to Unintended Use (+8,) including as prybars, makeshift armor, ranged and melee weapons. His experience points were mostly used to upgrade his stats, as you might guess. STR11INT18WIS14CHA7CON16WIL17AGL19DEX16STEA20RXN19

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*rogue class

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“Amateur Night, Lavender Lounge, Deck 3” Her singing was always awful, and her playing was even worse. But complaining is less boring than travel, so people went and listened anyway . . .

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*OPMC

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