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[Nug]

I.D. # 348549
Name: Ray Cunningham
Interest: Long walks down by the burn center. Eating glue, and his own hair.
Occupation: Florist
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[Nug]

I.D. # 273951
Name: Patricia Bowlinger
Interest: Anything deep fried or on a stick
Occupation: Stay at home mom
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[JR19759]

Oh dear……..
(BTW- I thought this was a spam thread until I saw who started it. You might have wanted to have made that clearer man.)

[Nug]

Hey JR…. See anything you like so far?

[JR19759]

The back button
Certainly not 273951, lets just say, she’s not my type. Although on a design level, I like the use of freckles as food stains around the mouth.

[Nug]

Aww man you made me shoot Tea out of my nose! lol.
Thanks for noticing man! I thought that was a nice little effect, myself.

[Nug]

I.D. #8675309
Name: Ronnie Jones
Interest: Nascar, shooting stuff, hunting stuff, driving real fast, beer
Occupation: Walmart Greeter
Here for: “I wanna find me one of dem big booty Chinese girls”
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[djuby]

OMG these are brilliant!

[Myro]

Kinda happy I’m off the market right now. *shiver*

Well done on the pictures though.

[Nug]

I.D. #568295
Name: Emily Sattles
Interest: Boys, Money, A permanent address
Occupation: Hotdog Vender
Here for: Hoping to find a new baby daddy
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[WMDBASSPLAYER]

I.D.: 265468
Name: Nicey Curry
Interests: cage matches, posing nude for amateur website, oiling up body and playing “Naked Twister”
Occupation: daycare provider, (currently seeking employment)
Here for: dating/workout partner
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[WMDBASSPLAYER]

Sorry Nug. Gave me such a laugh I had to put my two cents in. I’ll take it off if you want.

[MrMillion]

lololol where can i sign up. Patricia Bowlinger is definitely my type! But seriously, I wouldn’t want to meet them during my dating sessions at clever date. You can see it here at http://www.freedatinghelper.com/reviews/clever-date/

[WMDBASSPLAYER]

Btw, am I giving away my age because I recognize Ronnie Jones’ number?

[Nug]

@WMD: Yeesss!!! That is awesome! I strongly encourage member participation! Very fitting! Leave it right where it is. (I was wondering if anybody was gonna pay that number any attention)

@MrMillion: First off… Welcome to the forums! It’s always good to see new members! Thanks for your comment! I have been thinking about coming up with some kinda “Sign up / Join” button to go under all of these. I might have to try and pull that off sometime today.

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