Character Contest 31: The weapon’s the thing
Only one entry for this contest, but I had lots of fun with it.
The Doom Buggy!
Skulls and Surfboards (The Doom Buggy’s Theme Song)
Doom Buggy, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bustin’ skulls and surfboards
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Come down to the beach
And sing along
The gatling on the roof
Has a range that’s very long
Think you can run
Run real fast
The blades on the wheels
Will slice up your… whoo!
The heat don’t go down
When the sun gets lower
The left headlight
Is a bitchin’ flamethrower
The right one too
Is lots and lots of fun
Squeeze some white-hot rounds
From the gauss gun
Doom Buggy ain’t the fastest in the land
But it’ll run you down
Down into the sand
Doom Buggy, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bustin’ skulls and surfboards
Yeah, yeah, yeah… Doom Buggy!
