TOUGH-GIRL
Character design by WMDBASSPLAYER; Story by The Atomic Punk
What did I tell you people? You can’t just walk in here. Power Woman, I knocked your sorry butt into Dimension 12 last week. “The Most Lethal Assassin in the Realm?†Ha! Strangled you with your own stupid rope. Long live the King!
You’re all a bunch of losers. Amazon… you were all bad until you came up against a real warrior woman. Slapped you silly. Jungle boy… please. Not only did I find the lost temple; I retrieved the Eye of Quztatl. It’s sitting in my private collection while you’re digesting in some giant anaconda’s belly.
I saw you sneaking up behind me. Thinking that you would catch me with my guard down. Give my regards to the Master. Tell him that playtime is over. Right now, I have to pay some bills.
“Hey, Lyle, put down the camera. I think that I have a slogan for our new jeans ad.â€
