And the leader of The League of WTF…
Name: Smart-Ass
Powers/abilities: Supergenious, infinitely perfect memory, advanced battle strategies, extremely powerful kick, has a laser pistol.
Story: Smart-Ass is an alien (the donkeys there have really long hair) who was exiled from his planet by corrupt power. His ship crashed in central park. He escaped the police and met up with dyna-squirrel, and then they started The League of WTF. Pretty simple. 
