I forgot about posting this one here, though I think it definitely has the mind of an eight-year-old behind it.
The idea of this contest, I thought, was to post a bike that a young boy would find supercool. My imagination when I was young was more than a “Hell’s Angel.” In fact, my imagination scared some adults more than the thought of nuclear war. But really, in the mind of an eight-year-old male, what could be more ORDINARY than a bicycle with AC and rocket launchers to do loop-de-loops while fighting armed mutant alien criminal fugitive martial arts master monsters?
The bike being sentient might have been a bit much though.