Re: Herr D’s CFLs

[Herr D]

Pitch was never well-liked. He didn’t look like a good guy. Even after his infamous battle with the Berg-o-meisters (shown,) people just never, well–WARMED to him. Witnesses reported him disappearing near an active volcano. No one has seen him since.

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He IS expected to return. After all, his holdings are legally protected against ‘going inactive.’ That low-toxin refining formula is still too expensive to replace most of the industry, but it’s making him money. Only HE would have come up with a combination of immersion of igneous rock in the crude itself to catalyze the process and make tougher plastics at the same–

Uh. Wait. Isn’t that what he said HIS composition was? Maybe he’s getting, like, a crude magma makeover? Gross.