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@JR19759: I knew about the Spider-Ham comic book before writing that. Didn’t say the movie concepts were my own original material. Just that at random points in my life, I’ve spat things into the computer via my fingertips that I hoped were so ridiculous that they would never, ever, ever, etc. happen outside my brain. Speaking of, read this….

OK, I lied about the whole one-liner thing. The following is a bit of a display of psychic power on my part. If you go back through Yahoo! Groups (does anyone use that anymore? Does it even work like it used to? Probably not), you will find that on December 2, 2004, I wrote this as an addendum to my critical preview of the horrendous sequel, Son Of the Mask:

Terminator 4: Rise of the Washed-Up Action Stars With No Personality starring Arnold Schwartzenegger, Jean-Claude VanDamme, Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, Steven Segal, Vin Deisel, Patrick Swayze, Jesse Ventura, and Ben Affleck.

If you don’t recognize the concept, it’s the 2011 action movie flop The Expendables. True, Van Damme and Norris didn’t sign on until The Expendables 2 and I missed the mark completely on Deisel, Swayze (RIP), Ventura, and Affleck, but that still makes my Psych skillz twice as awesome (and seven years in advance, too).

I also singled out So You Think You Can Dance Season 8 winner Melanie at her first audition.

Don’t fear, folks. Like Lady Gaga, I was born this way.