(From “The Green Mask” volume 2, number 5, 1945.)
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This speaks volumes against either Suzie’s femininity OR Green Mask’s masculinity… Probably Suzie’s, given the “If I didn’t know you were a girl….” 😉
Maybe she’s former WWF star Chyna. I hear she’ll do just about anything for a buck.
You’re right, Worf. Alas, poor flat-chested Suzie…
Way to tuck it in, Suzie!
Looks like Suzie needs a codpiece from that horrible George Clooney Batman & Robin movie.
George Cloony Batman movie? Don’t remember that one. I remember two Tim Burton/Michael Keaton Batman movies, and three with Christopher Nolan/Christian Bale, but nothing inbetween. It’s like there’s some horrible, bat-nipple-shaped void in my memory…
Wow, Suzie got the Judy Garland in “The Wizard of Oz” treatment. Her chest had to bound to make her look even less endowed than she’s been in previous panels.