The funny thing is on the radio this morning they were playing things from Food Network that, taken out of context, sound nice and dirty. I quote: “Get up on that counter. Now this is where the fun is, you have to get your hands dirty. And I love it. Watch out for the splatter.”
Good fun times on 106.5
“And remember, when working with fresh giant bat, you should never, ever garnish with garlic. Use a garlic substitute if you’re really craving it. My mama always used garlic substitute on giant bat, and it’s fabulous.”
He’s actually more like Swamp Thing (although he also predates Swamp Thing, by a couple months). Of course, if he was rendered green and mossy here, instead of looking brown and hairy, his swamp origins would be more obvious.
This guy is the same color as the dust bunnies under my bed!
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And the Giant-Sized Man-Thing goes “Thack!”
Bake for 9 hours at 350F. Top with fungus and mold spores and serve over foetid ichor.
Hey! I was saving that foetid Ichor for Dessert! 😉
The funny thing is on the radio this morning they were playing things from Food Network that, taken out of context, sound nice and dirty. I quote: “Get up on that counter. Now this is where the fun is, you have to get your hands dirty. And I love it. Watch out for the splatter.”
Good fun times on 106.5
“And remember, when working with fresh giant bat, you should never, ever garnish with garlic. Use a garlic substitute if you’re really craving it. My mama always used garlic substitute on giant bat, and it’s fabulous.”
Dinner is served, sweetheart!
Harder
Better
Faster
Stronger
Bat: tastes like chicken.
Is it just me or does guy look like a poor man’s doomsday
“Is it just me or does guy look like a poor man’s doomsday”
Man-Thing came first by like…20 years or so. And Doomsday sucks.
Apologies, before my time
He’s actually more like Swamp Thing (although he also predates Swamp Thing, by a couple months). Of course, if he was rendered green and mossy here, instead of looking brown and hairy, his swamp origins would be more obvious.
This guy is the same color as the dust bunnies under my bed!