Ok guys, time for another caption contest. This week, I want you guys to come up with the best possible replacement dialogue for this:
Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (July 4th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13
1. Oh, No! My one weakness, Words!
2. That’s what you get for trying to make me read!
3. So that’s the sound of constipation!
1. Nope. I’d rather have sticks and stones…
2. Beeyok? Captain America stared into space and wondered if he’d seen that onomatopoeia before.
3. Behold, the new epic version of Words With Friends.
1. Wait… this isn’t the Berlin Wall… I just crossed into Latveria!
2. Pew! Pew! Pew! Two can place this, too!
3. The reception on these wing earbuds sucks.
1. I SAID I didn’t want to talk politics . . .
2. DID I pay my insurance premiums?
3. Is THIS why they call it ‘breaking up?’
I’m trying to stretch my arms out like Mister Fantastic, but somehow, it’s just not working.
Mm. Sounds like chicken.
That’s odd. I’m surrounded by Shrapnel, but almost none is hitting me, despite me spreading myself out. Maybe it’s this thing I’ve heard about called “plot armor.”
“Now I know what that stranger in the tuxedo meant, when he said he was Ptow! Beeyok Ptow!” 😀
-I’ve never felt more alive going commando!
-Y…M..C..A!
-That felt like more of a KABONG!
Ouch! Those words are SHARP!
LANGUAGEEE
I want my BURITO
I need better sound imitating words.