Caption Contest #115

Ok guys, time for another caption contest, where you have to come with the funniest caption for a random panel of my choosing. This week I want you to come up with the best caption you possibly can for this Fullmetal Alchemist still:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (Apr 11th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13

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17 Responses to Caption Contest #115

  1. Treasure Hunter says:

    Hans didn’t just offer free tickets to the gun show, he offered Guns N’ Roses.

  2. Drinkfluid says:

    Benefits of being strong #1: you can throw a huge crate of roses in the air and make it look cool.

  3. Herr D says:

    1. Mr. Universe ran through the congratulatory bouquet when cheering his win.
    2. Under attack by the Rosicrucian invasion force, Albino Goldburst focused his psychic powers on defense of the city!
    3. You know that feeling on Candy Crush when you get top score for a level?

  4. Eagledft says:

    1: “I feel pretty, oh so pretty…”

    2: FREE HUGS!

  5. Eagledft says:

    3: These magnificent pecs have been passed down through the Armstrong family for generations!

  6. Eerio says:

    (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ And every last inch of me’s covered in HAIR!

  7. Rekulhs Nathe says:

    1. When Every Roses Has Its Thorn gets suck in your head, but your also thinking about the perfect boyfriend.
    2. By the Power of Gayskull…
    3. Fullmetal Alchemist Characters In Five Words: He-Man with a Hipster mustache.

  8. BurnedSmackdown says:

    “Respectable muscles!”

  9. Azukanwar says:

    1. “When she tells you you are pretty and you want to get mad but you know it’s true.
    2. Her: Babe can you be romantic and get me a rose?
    Me knowing I can summon roses: Hahahaha! Mortal! Prepare to be romanced into oblivion!
    3. Roses to complete the perfect Bubble bath <3

  10. Treasure Hunter says:

    What American Beauty would look like if Hulk Hogan was cast as Angela Hayes.

  11. KitticusRex says:

    Nair. It does wonders for your pecks.

  12. The Atomic Punk says:

    Operation: Bara-Rosa

  13. The Atomic Punk says:

    When an Elton John song plays on your iPod at the gym.

  14. The Atomic Punk says:

    Breathe happy, mes cheris!

  15. Lady Amaranth says:

    I’m just know making my way through Fullmetal Alchemist and Armstrong has become my favorite character by far.

    @Treasure Hunter: Guns N’ Roses roflmao.

    1. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
    2. When you try to get in touch with your feminine side.
    3. What your character looks like when you max out strength and charisma.

  16. Frankie says:

    Zangief embraces his sexuality.

  17. Calvary_Red says:

    1. So that’s what General Olivier did with the body wash I got her.