Caption Contest #101

Ok guys, time for another caption contest, where you have to come with the funniest replacement dialogue for a random comic panel of my choosing. This week you have to replace the first bit of dialogue for this panel:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (Aug 30th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13.

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14 Responses to Caption Contest #101

  1. Andrew Koprowski says:

    “If you’re gonna go to the pool, don’t forget to bring a towel”

  2. Rekulhs Nathe says:

    1. I am the evilest of evils. The worst of worst. I Am… Donald Trump!
    2. I will make you cry and suffer and scream. I will make you want to kill yourself I Am! The Youtube Comments Section!
    3. B**** I’m Batman!

  3. JR19759 says:

    @Rekulhs Nathe- Can we keep it PG-13 please.

  4. Rekulhs Nathe says:

    @Rekulhs Nathe- Can we keep it PG-13 please.

    Fine Relpace my last one with this
    3. Will you… Will You… Go to prom with me Senpai?

  5. Nate says:

    “I thought I had to fart. I gambled … unwisely.”

  6. Treasure Hunter says:

    1. My girlfriend tore my heart out during our breakup, but I grew a new one.
    2. Lord Boros for student council president.
    3. Don’t let my appearance fool you, I still hope to be a contestant on Jeopardy one day.

  7. Brandon R. says:

    Behold! My father was a cactus and my mother was a sea urchin, and that is why I am made entirely of spikes! To hug me means instant death!

    Also, I am on steroids!

  8. Herr D says:

    1. I–can’t go today. Bad hair day.
    2. This doesn’t make me look FAT does it? How do I look?
    3. I want to swap for a normal life! Would YOU want to control elemental ice, terrify millions, dominate the country?

  9. gjc6664 says:


  10. The Atomic Punk says:

    1. You will not survive to air Season 2!

    2. What’s the postal abbreviation for Oklahoma?

    3. You…. should always… listen.. to. Baz Luhrmann!

  11. William Peterson says:

    “Now, remember… You must first finish all your vegetables, or you won’t get ANY Ice Cream! Okay?”

  12. Calvary_Red says:

    1. “I am your father. Join me and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son.”

    2. “This isn’t even my final form.”

    3. “And that is how I was voted the most beautiful woman on my home planet.”

  13. Katmir says:

    1) “I’m so Hot! Extreme! VIOLENT! I’m so… 90’s!”
    2) “Hi, sir. May I borrow your hot glue gun? My cosplay is about to epic fail…”
    3) “Super Sayian Lady Gaga-Man is gonna spank you… HARD.”

  14. Drinkfluid says:

    1. You’re being featured in Heromachine’s caption contest.

    2. I’m going to kill you now.

    3. Manga sucks.