Caption Contest #100

Ok guys, time for another caption contest, where you have to come with the funniest replacement dialogue for a random comic panel of my choosing. This week, I want you to come up with the best caption you can for this iconic image:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (Aug 16th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13.

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17 Responses to Caption Contest #100

  1. Rekulhs Nathe says:

    1. I’m Batman!
    2. I knew I should’ve gotten the Super Deluxe Plan.
    3. The first superhero, terrorizing innocents.

  2. Punkjay says:

    Superman fights for truth, justice and feul efficacy!

  3. The Atomic Punk says:

    1. Superman finally catches up with his tailor.

    2. What happens when you switch your car insurance.

    3. Don Quixote, Man of La Mancha – Krypton-style!

  4. Nate says:

    “I wonder what Lois thought I meant when I told her it was Smash Time …”

  5. William Peterson says:

    “The ‘S’ stands for Scheib! Earl Schieb! And I’ll dent ANY fender, any color, for just $29.95! Lots of ups, but NO extras!” 😀

  6. ams says:

    Superman: The early years…First job, Super Valet…didn’t work out……

  7. Herr D says:

    1. He didn’t save 15% on car insurance . . .
    2. Smallville Traffic Department had some more issues this week.

  8. gjc6664 says:

    1. Breaking News: Locals panic as super-powered extraterrestrial life form picks up a car and holds it above his head.
    2. Breaking News: Superman: The New Don Quixote? Thinks car is giant monster.
    3. Breaking News: Alien steals car.

  9. gjc6664 says:

    I came up with and posted the Don Quixote joke before I read the other comments.

  10. Treasure Hunter says:

    1. And you thought Herbie went bananas…
    2. Superman, the most B.A. crossing guard this world will ever see.
    3. That’s the last time Jimmy will ask, “Are we there yet?”.

  11. gjc6664 says:

    Scratch my first one: (Breaking News: Locals panic as super-powered extraterrestrial life form picks up a car and holds it above his head.) I have a replacement:
    1. Mr. Kent and Dr. Banner’s brain swap did not go very well.

  12. Drinkfluid says:

    The following day, Superman was fired for being to rough with the prototypes.

  13. Keric says:

    Superman plays “slug bug!”

  14. Steve M. says:

    1. You can take you electric cars, Tesla, and stick it!
    2. TV Reporter: “In an apparent case of road rage, a man wearing blue spandex freaked out during today’s morning rush hour…”
    3. “I said I wanted a blue and red car to match my costume, not a green one! Who do I look like, the Green Arrow???”

  15. Luis Ovalles says:

    1. Superman’s Sleepwalking Again!

    2. Blue Suited Citizen: “Man, I gotta stop drinking”

    3. That time Superman realized the last female of his species was his cousin..

  16. Calvary_Red says:

    1. And so begins a long career of solving problems through violence.

    2. As the public flees in terror, Superman realizes he’d better date a reporter.

    3. Kids, don’t try this at home.

  17. Katmir says:

    1) Supes: “The white tires, of course! I knew Luthor would overthink his dastardly plan!”
    2) Supes: “Only Sinestro would use YELLOW hubcaps on this convoluted club!”
    3) Blue Suit as J.Olsen: “I didn’t actually HIT on Lois! I thought we were pals!”