Ok guys, time for another caption contest, where you have to come with the funniest replacement dialogue for a random comic panel of my choosing. This week you have to replace all of the dialogue for this panel:
Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (July 19th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13.
Random Guy: Spiderman?
Alicia Masters: I think you mean “Spiderwoman”.
The Thing: Haven’t you ever heard of role play?
Random Guy: Haven’t you ever heard of a hotel?
Guy: When I said I wanted our film to be the new [insert Batman film where Bane breaks Batman’s spine here], I meant it figuratively.
Spidey: That’s what I was trying to say!
Thing: Uh, should I stop breaking his spine, or…
Guy: No, keep doing it anyway.
[Entry #1]
Man: I’m calling SHIELD!
Spidey: Breastfeeding is legal!
Thing: Barefoot is legal. Nuthin’ but spandex is legal.
Man: Seriously, knock it off or I push this button and drop Nickelodeon slime from the Helicarrier.
[Entry #2]
Man: One more question…
Spidey: BAH hah ha HAA..!
Thing: You were s’posed ta take ME out ta Homecoming! Nobody stands up The ever-tickle-torturin’ Thing!
Man: Um, guys, we’re streaming live…
1. Cop: This is a no-fly zone! Hands up!
Spid: I wasn’t the pilot! Unwilling passenger!
Thing: We FELL you moron!
Cop: I’ve got you on radar going . . .
2. Cop: You guys okay?!
Spid: Thing! I didn’t know you cared!
Thing: I thought you were someone else.
Cop: Can you get the tugboat off the highway, then?
3. Cop: Hello?
Spid: Spider catches rock.
Thing: Rock saves Spider.
Cop: You both get a ticket.
Guy: WTF!
Spider-Man: This isn’t what it looks like!
Thing: Yeah!
Guy: So you aren’t trying to get Spider-Man’s movie contract?
1)
JR19759: “Okay, Ben, we’re ready to get your picture for this week’s contest.”
Spidey: “Come on, you were in the last two. Let me have a turn!”
Thing: “Hold on JR, I gotta deal with this guy, won’t take long.”
JR19759: “Don’t worry. I already got it.”
2)
Camera man: “Mr. Parker, you’re needed on set.”
Spidey: “Come on, Ben, it’s not my fault your reboot sucked!”
Thing: “Why you little sell out!”
Camera man: “Doctor Banner! We need you in Peter’s dressing room, again!”