Caption Contest #98

Ok guys, time for another caption contest, where you have to come with the funniest replacement dialogue for a random comic panel of my choosing. This week you have to replace all of the dialogue for this panel:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (July 19th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13.

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6 Responses to Caption Contest #98

  1. Treasure Hunter says:

    Random Guy: Spiderman?
    Alicia Masters: I think you mean “Spiderwoman”.
    The Thing: Haven’t you ever heard of role play?
    Random Guy: Haven’t you ever heard of a hotel?

  2. Drinkfluid says:

    Guy: When I said I wanted our film to be the new [insert Batman film where Bane breaks Batman’s spine here], I meant it figuratively.

    Spidey: That’s what I was trying to say!

    Thing: Uh, should I stop breaking his spine, or…

    Guy: No, keep doing it anyway.

  3. Katmir says:

    [Entry #1]
    Man: I’m calling SHIELD!
    Spidey: Breastfeeding is legal!
    Thing: Barefoot is legal. Nuthin’ but spandex is legal.
    Man: Seriously, knock it off or I push this button and drop Nickelodeon slime from the Helicarrier.

    [Entry #2]
    Man: One more question…
    Spidey: BAH hah ha HAA..!
    Thing: You were s’posed ta take ME out ta Homecoming! Nobody stands up The ever-tickle-torturin’ Thing!
    Man: Um, guys, we’re streaming live…

  4. Herr D says:

    1. Cop: This is a no-fly zone! Hands up!
    Spid: I wasn’t the pilot! Unwilling passenger!
    Thing: We FELL you moron!
    Cop: I’ve got you on radar going . . .
    2. Cop: You guys okay?!
    Spid: Thing! I didn’t know you cared!
    Thing: I thought you were someone else.
    Cop: Can you get the tugboat off the highway, then?
    3. Cop: Hello?
    Spid: Spider catches rock.
    Thing: Rock saves Spider.
    Cop: You both get a ticket.

  5. Rekulhs Nathe says:

    Guy: WTF!
    Spider-Man: This isn’t what it looks like!
    Thing: Yeah!
    Guy: So you aren’t trying to get Spider-Man’s movie contract?

  6. Calvary_Red says:

    JR19759: “Okay, Ben, we’re ready to get your picture for this week’s contest.”
    Spidey: “Come on, you were in the last two. Let me have a turn!”
    Thing: “Hold on JR, I gotta deal with this guy, won’t take long.”
    JR19759: “Don’t worry. I already got it.”

    Camera man: “Mr. Parker, you’re needed on set.”
    Spidey: “Come on, Ben, it’s not my fault your reboot sucked!”
    Thing: “Why you little sell out!”
    Camera man: “Doctor Banner! We need you in Peter’s dressing room, again!”