So, last week I asked you guys to come up with the best replacement dialogue for this panel:
And here are our top 5:
Treasure Hunter
Vader: "Is that Jar Jar down in the Sarlac Pit?"
Jabba: "Yes. Happy Birthday"
Rekulhs Nathe
Vader: "Why is he laughing?"
Jabba: "Hmm. I think he remembered how much you hate sand."
Tuldabar
Vader: "I’ll take a large, stuffed crust with pepperoni and black olives and a side order of cinnamon breadsticks."
Jabba: "Hey, just because Pizza the Hutt is my cousin doesn’t make this any less awkward. Would you like a soda?"
Herman Smellville
Vader: "Yeah, so, this isn’t a pet-friendly office. It’s not my choice, but the building’s owner is tired of cleaning up Kowakian monkey-lizard scat. It’s a violation of our lease so…"
Jabba: "I have a disability and Salacious is a certified emotional support animal."
Calvary Red
Vader: "Doesn’t that annoy you?"
Jabba: "No. Not as much as this squirt that used to say “yippee.”
However, unlike the sith, there can only ever be one winner and that is...
Tuldabar
