Ok guys, time for another caption contest, where you have to come up with the funniest replacement dialogue for a random comic panel of my choice. This week, you're replacing the dialogue for this:
Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (5th Oct) and Must Be PG-13. Leave your replacement dialogue in the comments below.
Wanna watch “Green Lantern” on Blue-Ray?
I suck at these. Anyway:
“Colin Baker was the best Doctor Who”
I can think of two things wrong with that sentence.
Can I borrow your hat?
Planets, you say? I once ate a whole pizza by myself.
1. Uhhh . . . are you insured?
2. That guy seems to get headaches every time I talk to him!
3. Do his eyes fall out? He keeps pushing them back in like–LIKE THAT!
“Spidey, you’re just not yourself when you’re hungry. Have a Snickers.”
Whoo, boy. So many Deadpool references, so little time (and typing space 😉). Alrighty *rubs hands together*, here we go:
“I hope you enjoy my giant laser boom-cannon of doom!…or my extra spicy chimmichanga sauce. I forgot what I loaded this with…”
“Taste skin burn, Planet-man!”
“Round and round we go–where he stops, nobody knows! (Except for me, of course…)”
“Hey, are you going to be in the Fantastic Four Sequel?”
Damn, you just can’t go wrong with Wade… Ok, here I go:
1) “HA! Brain freeze! I told you to start at Brazil, but NO0ooo..!”
2) “FLASH! AAA-aah! Dun! Dun! He saved every one of us!”
3) “HEY, BIG AL..! Have you tried this place called OA, yet? Hey! HEY!!”
“I like big buts, and I can not lie…”
Duuuude! That fart! Are you turning into a big ball of gas again????
-So I was thinking along the lines of “The Chrome Wakeboarder”. But then I was told that might get me in trouble for copyright infringement. Anyways I billed a shipment of metallic spray paint to your credit card. Also, you owe me five new spare suits… When do I start?