It is once again time for our bi-weekly caption contest and this week I want your best dialogue for both characters in this panel:
The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday June 23rd. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse than PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!
“So, uhm, you come here often?”
“Not really. The Beer here is so expensive, I had to sell the shirt off my back!” 😉
Wait, you’re telling me Vision handed you Mjolnir?
Yeah, it was hilarious! You should have seen their faces. Priceless!
Who are You? And how come you can lift Mjolnir?
Seriously! Are you that dense? I am you from alternate parallel universe.Same clothes,powers ,but gender-swaped.As you can see i am a girl.
“Well this is awkward…”
“One of us is going to have to change.”
“Did you raid my closet again?”
“Looks better on me anyway, darling.”
“Hi. I’m Thor!”
“No. You’re not.”
I thought you were unworthy.
I thought you were a frog.
1.
Male Thor: Ah, my hammer! I see you have found it!
Female Thor: It was in an elevator. The elevator was unworthy.
2.
Male: Hark, friend! Where did you misplace your antlers? And why is your figure no longer that of a Midgardian moose?
Female: Who exactly do you think I am?
3.
Male: I suppose it would be pointless to ask you for my identity back?
Female: There was an African American, a person in a wheelchair, and about a hundred other minorities all in line to be you after me. Just be glad Marvel let you live. Some of the other white, male characters weren’t so lucky.
(By the way, I hope the third one doesn’t offend anyone. It was all meant in good fun and in jest. 🙂 )
Female Thor- Nice cape
Thor- You two
Male Thor: “Hic!… Went out for… hic!… drinks with the A’s and… hic!… lost track of… hic!… time…”
Female: “Just get inside! I don’t wanna make a scene in front of the whole neighborhood…”
Female Thor: “What’s wrong with you? I can’t let you go to work looking like that! Stay home and I’ll take your place for today.”
Male Thor: “Thanks, hon! I don’t know what I’d do without you.”
Female Thor: “My, my, my, what d’we have here?! Mr. Raggedy Party Animal decided to come home after an allnighter. Just get inside and I’ll deal with you!”
Male Thor: “(Crap! She’s up and not with her rolling pin. I knew I should’ve taken the Mjolnir with me…)”
1. She: A girl’s gotta have her standards. He: I guess you’ll have to hammer later.
*Not everyone will get that reference.
2. She: I didn’t ask for this– He: You wanted to be more than a wench, right?
3. She: If you want it back, you’ll have to convince me to do something unworthy to you.
He: I have just the thing!
– “Where’s your shirt?”
– “Oh, yeah, so Odin says all Thors now have to be topless. It’s a new rule. Seriously.”
I’m superior!
No, I am!
1.
Female: I AM THOR! HEAR ME ROAR!
Male: I swear to Odin, you’re adopted.
2.
Male: Last time I checked that was my hammer.
Female: Last time I checked, I didn’t care.
3.
Male: Why are you dressed like-?
Female: You’re just jealous I look better in this than you.
First contest, so… here is the first entry!
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. From your dear brother Loki. Happy birthday to you.
I do wish Loki would stop sending me these terrible Thor-o-grams. I mean this one’s a woman!
Male Thor: I may be from Asgard but you’re a full on goddess, babe!
Female Thor: *rolls eyes, like I haven’t heard that one before