Kaldath’s Caption Contest #65

It is once again time for our bi-weekly caption contest. This time I would like you to give me your best dialogue for this item:

Swamp thing 1


The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday May 26th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse than PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

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16 Responses to Kaldath’s Caption Contest #65

  1. Outcast says:

    1. Give me some green!
    2. Give me that!
    3. I’m Hungery

  2. MLS says:


  3. hawk007 says:

    1) It’s cannibalism, Mike! Cannibalism!!
    2) Ewww! You already took a bite! I’m not eating that!
    3) Give me my little brother and no one get’s hurt.

  4. Kountkill says:

    EEEEEEWWWWWW! Why are you eating my bowel movements?!

  5. Nug says:

    “Just one cup of broccoli provides over 100% of your daily need for vitamin C and vitamin K, and is also a good source of vitamin A, folate and potassium.”

  6. WillyPete says:

    “PERVERT! You put KETCHUP on that poor Broccoli! At least, you could have given it a dignified death!” 😉

  7. Herr D says:

    1. Imported? Why you little . . . !
    2. What would I have to bathe YOU in to make you edible?!
    3. Next time, little brother–PASS the S.O.L. testing!

  8. Melissa C. says:

    “Hey, that took me three months to grow!”

  9. Skoul says:


  10. Thor1066 says:

    If had you put me on your show, there might have been a season two!

  11. KatmirStone says:

    1) Curses! *I* wanted to defeat Man-Thing!
    2) Barbecue sauce isn’t salad dressing!
    3) You killed Kenny! You bastich!

  12. LoneWolf6155 says:

    Green Giant vegetables? YOU’RE MOCKING ME!

  13. dreadyacht says:


  14. PMD_Warrior says:

    1. I must become even greener
    2. why are you eating apart of me?
    3. Sauce with broccoli, ARGH!!!

  15. Thor1066 says:

    “If YOU HAD put me on your show, there might have been a season two.”
    makes a little more sense this way 🙂

  16. redligerwing59 says:

    You can’t bribe me with broccoli, “COPPER.!”
    How many times have I told you were not related, That’s a veggie!, I’m weeds,roots
    and moss.
    OF COURSE IT TASTE LIKE ROTTEN WEEDS WITH KETCH-UP. try it with a garlic and butter sauce.