Ladies and Gentlemen, it is once again time for our weekly caption contest and I am turning the focus away from Superhero and back to Anime this week. So your challenge is to give me your best dialogue for the following image:
The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday January 20th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!
Someone need a mess cleaned up?
Look! I found the PER-fect accessories for my dress!
Do you think I’m overcompensating?
Well, people usually judge a girl by her caliber.
(Austin Powers jokes ftw)
1) Oh, I clean house alright, but I don’t do toilets!
2) Hollow points are a girl’s best friend!
3) Sorry honey – THIS is the real gun show!
1. Does yellow or silver match my hair better?
2. Do these guns make me look fat?
3. They just won’t fit in my purse!
These guns look so good to kill, and bring out the colors of my eyes!
“So, can I be your waifu now?”
“I think the one with the White stripes go better with my Corset.. Don’t you?” 😉
“And, if you buy today, I can give you a full crate of ammunition! Enough to last at least three panels!”
1) Are these subtle enough?
2) With your order of a Happy Meal today, you get your choice of toy.
3) Sure, I’ll hold these for you; how long did you say you’d be?
Bring on those Zombies
What was that about my chest?
“Call me Onee-sama ONE MORE TIME! I DARE YOU!”
This sure makes me feel like a man!
1. So here I am with open ARMS… I love that song.
2. LOOK! at what uncle TEDDY got me. “Yeah”!!! THANK YOU,THANK YOU.!
3. Why yes, I have a concealed weapons license,Why do you ask?.
Me: Phwoar! look at her guns!
Girl: You wanna get shot? GET DIGGING!
This is the part where you say “I love you too”.
Wow! Some men really ARE intimidated by cute girls.
Screw diamonds GUNS are a girl’s best friend!
1. Man.. My ex-boyfriend really was right after all, I DO like his guns!
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, put a gun in my hands, and I’ll kill you!
3. Ok, gun to your head… Oh, wait, it already is. Nevermind!
1) You gonna gimmie the remote? or not…..
2) too soon?
3) oh yes I did.
Hi kids! Wanna play a game?
Yeah…you ageed to bed, bath and beyond!