Kaldath’s Caption Contest #59

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is once again time for our weekly caption contest and I am turning the focus away from Superhero and back to Anime this week. So your challenge is to give me your best dialogue for the following image:

 

Anime 1

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday January 20th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

 

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22 Responses to Kaldath’s Caption Contest #59

  1. Skoul says:

    Someone need a mess cleaned up?

  2. Worf says:

    Look! I found the PER-fect accessories for my dress!

  3. CantDraw says:

    Do you think I’m overcompensating?

  4. JR19759 says:

    Well, people usually judge a girl by her caliber.
    (Austin Powers jokes ftw)

  5. KatmirStone says:

    1) Oh, I clean house alright, but I don’t do toilets!
    2) Hollow points are a girl’s best friend!
    3) Sorry honey – THIS is the real gun show!

  6. Herr D says:

    1. Does yellow or silver match my hair better?
    2. Do these guns make me look fat?
    3. They just won’t fit in my purse!

  7. RotherG says:

    These guns look so good to kill, and bring out the colors of my eyes!

  8. Vectorman316 says:

    “So, can I be your waifu now?”

  9. WillyPete says:

    “I think the one with the White stripes go better with my Corset.. Don’t you?” 😉
    OR…
    “And, if you buy today, I can give you a full crate of ammunition! Enough to last at least three panels!”

  10. asubtledagger28 says:

    1) Are these subtle enough?
    2) With your order of a Happy Meal today, you get your choice of toy.
    3) Sure, I’ll hold these for you; how long did you say you’d be?

  11. BurnedSmackdown says:

    Bring on those Zombies

  12. DC-Lover says:

    What was that about my chest?

  13. Defesh says:

    “Call me Onee-sama ONE MORE TIME! I DARE YOU!”

  14. DC-Lover says:

    This sure makes me feel like a man!

  15. redligerwing59 says:

    1. So here I am with open ARMS… I love that song.
    2. LOOK! at what uncle TEDDY got me. “Yeah”!!! THANK YOU,THANK YOU.!
    3. Why yes, I have a concealed weapons license,Why do you ask?.

  16. Dreadyacht says:

    Me: Phwoar! look at her guns!

    Girl: You wanna get shot? GET DIGGING!

  17. John Bakke says:

    This is the part where you say “I love you too”.
    Or

    Wow! Some men really ARE intimidated by cute girls.

  18. punkjay says:

    Screw diamonds GUNS are a girl’s best friend!

  19. Jawsabi says:

    1. Man.. My ex-boyfriend really was right after all, I DO like his guns!
    2. Roses are red, violets are blue, put a gun in my hands, and I’ll kill you!
    3. Ok, gun to your head… Oh, wait, it already is. Nevermind!

  20. leonides11 says:

    1) You gonna gimmie the remote? or not…..

    2) too soon?

    3) oh yes I did.

  21. Trey says:

    Hi kids! Wanna play a game?

  22. slippyslappy says:

    Yeah…you ageed to bed, bath and beyond!