Well boys and girls after a week off because of the holidays, it is once again time for your caption contest. Your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialogue for the following image.
The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday January 6th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!
1. Is it the time to obtain Bat-Computer yet? Nah, the books will do.
2. What should I write in Volume 27 of my Handbook of Brooding?
Now that I’ve finished reading the whole Game of Thrones series, I know exactly who is going to die on the TV show next. Who should I spoil it for first? Clark? Diana? Barry? Hmmm…
750 copies of The Joker’s Biography? I need to think of a way to prank him back…
Hey Robin! something tells me we need a new bookshelf.
Me: Topple, books! TOPPLE! HAHAHAHAHA!
Batman: (Snores) No, Wolverine! Don’t eat me! (Snores)
1. “Now, let me think…What would make a good name for me for my Facebook page? Batsy22? PrincessBats900? Pointyearsingothamcity999?”
2. “There’s just too many instruction books for my VCR. Maybe I’ll finally buy a DVD player like Robin keeps asking for.”
3. “The Joker said I’d find a clue to his next criminal act in one of these ‘Hunger Games’ books. It’s almost as diabolically sadistic as when he left a clue in one of those crappy ‘Twilight’ books!”
All these books on feelings,sexuality,understanding one’s self, has’nt given me a clue why I like to wear tight tights in front of boys and strangers.
That’s it, I’ve finally finished the Bat dictionary of onamatapeic punches, from Bash to Zoink.