Once again we find ourselves facing another Wednesday, and that means aanother caption contest! So your challenge this week is to give me dialogue for BOTH word bubbles in the following image:
The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday December 16th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!
1. Hey! Your pants! — I KNOW!
2. Don’t leave me! — It’s OVER, bub!
3. No, I’ll put it outside! — That spider is MINE.
Bucky: “STOP…in the name of love…Before you break my heart”
Cap: “God I hate Karaoke Tuesdays”
Buckey: Wait Cap It’s Christmas the mall is packed you’ll be trampled
Capt. America: Sorry Buckey but I must get the Batman TV DVD box set!
Bucky: Please dont take it away, I promise I wont go sledding on your shield anymore!
Cap: That’s the last straw mister, I am gonna tell on you to Santa.
Bucky: I promise I wont take selfies with your shiled and post them on Facebook anymore!
Cap: I am unfriending you, and don’t try to poke me either.
Bucky: What did I say?
Cap: You don’t get to talk to my shield that way, it has feelings too you know.
Bucky: Stop, it’s too powerful! It’ll deafen you!
Capt.A: No! I have to stop this ‘Miley Cyrus’ before it’s too late!
Bucky- Cap! The Howling Commandos plan to swipe your shield and use it for a snow saucer!
Cap- Wait’ll I see Nick Fury. I’m filing a strongly worded report!
Bucky: Cap! He’s got me trapped in an invisible box!
Capt.A: The act’s up Super-Mime! You’ve mimed your last breath!
Bucky: Wait, you’re starring in “Captain America 27: The Captain Hits More Bad Guys?” Captain, don’t give in to this! You don’t have to involve yourself in this blatant money grab!
Captain America: Bucky, I am a true American. It’s my duty to fulfill the desires of the American people, and they apparently desire a remake of every movie, and then sequels to that remake.
Bucky: Captain, please! I was going to clean it before you got…
Captain America: Your bedroom is a disaster! That’s it; you’re grounded this weekend!
Bucky: Wait! I can’t go out in public like this!
Captain America: If Batman’s sidekick can wear the tights, boy, then so can you!
Bucky: It’s not a cookie!
Captain America: Nom, nom, nom!!!
Bucky: Cap wait we don’t have enough money for this!
Cap: No I must go the oillllllll… I mean Freedom needs me!
Buckey: Hey man, come back!
C.A.: It’s not me it’s you.
B: Look out!
C: My eyes! I never thought COMICON could get this suggestive!
B: But you promised!!!!
C: You can sit in Santa’s lap another time.
B: “Captain, don’t!! Vibranium isn’t free range!!”
C: “Bugger, kid. In my times, men liked their alloys rare”.
Bucky: No Capt! Your shield’s dry clean only!
CaptA: Scrub a dub dub, put ma shield in the tub!
Bucky: Cap, I’m sorry,but i did’nt know what else to do.!
Cap:Thats it, Bucky were through! I’ve told you and I’ve told you, My shield is not to be used as a pizza dish.