Once more into the breach we go my friends! It's "Caption Contest" time once more and as usually I turn to you fellow machiners to come up with your craziest, wittiest, and down right funniest dialogue for the following image!!
The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday September 30th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!
1. Spider-Man: What the hell is all of this?
Deadpool: Hey, I was created by Rob Liefeld.
2. Spider-Man: Where did you get all of this stuff?
Deadpool: Cables wardrobe.
3. Spider-Man: Why are my shins so thin?
Deadpool: The artist can’t draw legs.
sm: Who the heck drew me like this?
dp: Hey, be glad it wasn’t Liefeld. You`d have no feet AND a broken back!
sm: What’s up with all the weapons and pouches?
dp: I’m going to die. So someone has to cary on the tradition….
Deadpool: I call it the Liefeld look.
Spider-Man: I call it gaudy and unnecessary.
Deadpool: You look 90s-tastic, Spidey!
Spider-Man: Why are my ankles the size of bread sticks?
S: I don’t know if my webbing will carry this load!
D: So stick your thumb out and hitch a ride!
S: Look what Punisher gave me when he got religion!
D: Paint it with webbing and you’re good to go!
S: What’s with the belt-buckle that looks like my face?
D: It looks like you’re sticking your tongue out when you pee!
*dies*
Ok, I quit, that’s just too good for me to compete against. 😉
Spider-Man: You SURE this will make me seem cooler?
Deadpool: Course I’m sure! If this doesn’t work, we’ll just add another laser canon!
Spider-Man:Is this a bit overkill?
Deadpool: Nah. Fighting your way into the next Avengers movie is going to be tough. You need all the pouches you can get!
Spider-Man: My, what big equipment you have!
Deadpool: The bigger to annihilate you all with, my dear!
1.S: I don’t get it. D: It’s YOU, man; trust me.
2. S: It makes me feel flat, deflated. D: You look fine to me.
3. S: Why am I melting? D: My dream sequence, my rules.
SM- Don’t you think this is overkill for a kid’s show appearance?
DP- Those 8 year olds can be a tough crowd.
DP- All that’s left is the rocket launcher.
SM- Do I even want to know where that goes?
SM – I guess this looks kinda cool, but what’re all the pouches for?
DP – Snacks!
S: What’s in the pouches?
D: More pouches!
SM: I have no ankles!
DP: That’s why I hired Rob Liefeld
Spider-Man: This doesn’t really scream “friendly neighborhood”
Deadpool: That’s what I like about it!
DP: Duuuude….. your feet.
SM: Says you?
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DP: Lookin’ good Spidey!
SM: I can’t help it man!
Spider-man: Uh, where do I put this pistol now?
Deadpool: Oh I’m sure you can find an unoccupied place *winks*
Spider-Man: I can hardly move…
Deadpool: It’s all about the intimidation factor!
and last one….
Spider-man: Can’t tell if all this makes me feel heavier or if it’s the ego attached to it…
Deadpool: Defiantly a little a heavy since it flattened your spidey feet!