Kaldath's Caption Contest #40

Good people of Heromachine, it is again time for the weekly caption contest, and this week I want your best dialogue for this image:

Frog Thor 1

 

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday August 26th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

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17 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest #40

  1. Herr D says:

    1. “It wasn’t EASY being green, BUT NOWWWW… MUAHAHAHA!
    2. Owning a mystical mallet would be much more ironic for a crab.
    3. What kind of flies do YOU guys normally swat?

  2. Phatchick says:

    1) Disney has just stepped waayyy over the line!

    2) No, I am NOT kissing Loki, I don’t care how pretty he is.

  3. Wayne says:

    I have a frog in my throat. It doesn’t hurt… it’s just a little Thor.

  4. RobM says:

    I say thee nay, yon villains of Calaveras County!

  5. WillyPete says:

    {Background Music:}
    “Behold in Endless Wonder…
    The Frog of Thunder…
    Mighty Thor! Ribbit!”
    😉

  6. Stulte says:

    Know thee what happens when a toad strikes out with lightning?

  7. Tuldabar says:

    LOKIIIIIIIIIII! Curse you for saying that toad was a beautiful princess!

  8. animestar5000 says:

    Witness the mighty power of Thor! God of Lightning frogs! *Ribbit*

  9. Skybandit says:

    1) Verily, yon flies hath given me the runs!
    2) This is the 100th level “Frogger” bonus!
    3) Now for vengeance on that Toad, Loki!

  10. Phatchick says:

    OK, Sif, I get your point. I’ll quit flirting with the Olympian goddesses.

  11. KatmirStone says:

    1) And from yonder cometh the dreaded… Princess Tiana!
    2) Hello my baby! Hello my honey! Hello my ragtime gal..!
    3) Behold, the avenging son of CRRROOOAKdin..!

  12. livewyre1014 says:

    1) RIBBITH.

  13. Frevoli says:

    Don’t worry – I’m a male frog.

  14. Frankie says:

    “Rib-bit-bit-bit. Ribbit, ribbit. Rib-bit-bit-bit. Ribbit, ribbit. It’s hammer time.”

  15. The Admiral says:

    “First they thought female Thor was a good idea, now this.”

    “This week on ‘Who wants to be Thor’…”

    “That moment when you realize that a frog is more qualified than Stan Lee to wield Mjolnir.”

  16. Chris says:

    Have at thee foul gecko your insurance savings mean nothing to one that weilds the might of mjolnir!!!

  17. redligerwing says:

    NAY? BY THE ALL FATHER!! thou hast really (whats that human always saying to me? OH YES,) MAN you really pissed off your dad this time…
    LOKI said, I can catch more evil flies like this than with milk and honey…
    Just ribbit me alone…