Kaldath's Caption Contest #39

One more we here at HeroMachine present you with your weekly "Caption Contest". This week your assignment is to give me your best replacement dialogue for this image of Marvel's "Quasar":

Quasar 1

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday August 19th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

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10 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest #39

  1. Skybandit says:

    1) Dude! This beats licking toads!

    2) Oh, baby, work that trunk!

    3) There! Boo-boo all better?

  2. KatmirStone says:

    1) Groot! C’mon babe, I know that’s you under all that salad..!

  3. KatmirStone says:

    2) (Munch) Yep… Now I know why Galactus keeps comin’ back.

  4. Nug says:

    “If you don’t turn into a princess I’m gonna be sooo mad.”

  5. jim says:

    1. “mmm tastes like chicken.”

    2. “It’s cool, I’m a vegan.”

  6. Herr D says:

    1. I got wood!
    2, I should’ve picked truth.

  7. Frankie says:

    “Dude, quit complaining. You heard them. I HAVE to do this, they triple-dog dared me.”

  8. Skoul says:

    Hey E.T. I told you, if you want to call home you have to do exactly as I say.

  9. leonides11 says:

    on offence, but your lips are kinda dry dude

  10. leonides11 says:

    no offence, but your lips are kinda dry dude