Ladies and Gentlemen it is caption contest time once again and this week I want your best replacement dialogue for this image from the Marvel Mangaverse:
The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday August 12th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!
Man, why are girls so afraid of spiders?.
Choices, Choices.
Double the girlfriends…double their slapping power!
Okay! Okay! I’ll wear sleeves!
Man, all I said was, “My spider-sense is tingling!”
“Spidy sense fails again.”
“Note to self, …………..!”
“This is not how I pictured getting smaks from two girls at once would be like.”
That’s what I get for thinking I’m all Superior….
Okay, you can stop now! I’m not hiccuping anymore! BURRRRRRRRRRPPPP!
1) Ow! Okay, I WON’T show off my sweet abs too!
2) “Team”! I meant, we make a great “team”!
3) But six arms really would be awesome..!
Don’t be stupid! Of course you can’t appear in an Avengers movie.
Alright, A threeso…
1) Violence never solved any…okay, okay i surrender!
2) aaaaand here goes my dignity… *sigh*
1. I wish this backpack were thinner–OW!
2. . . . and the first thing you do for someone choking–UNH–
How many times do i have to say i’m sorry for forgetting Your girls’ names.
Maybe I got a little *too* friendly, neighborhood Spider-Man …
“No, honest! I thought you two would get along just fi… Owww!”
I can’t help it! They’re just so big!
one word: ow
so i didn’t buy you guys present, but aren’t i present enough?
Good time for my spidy sense not to work!!!??
Damn, not even my spidy sense could beat a women scorn!!!!!
No, not “anime”! I said “I love Aunt May!”
My spider senses WHERE tingling…
You two must be cold in those, Ouch!
“Oww! I said awesome DUDES!”