It is again time for our weekly caption contest! This week I want your best dialogue for BOTH word bubbles for this image from the Anime Series "Unbreakable Machine Doll" :
The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 2 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday July 14th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!
Girl :Why’d you take my phone!? Why?!
Boy:I’m Sorry……That your cheeks Are BBBurning….(Faints)
1. That’s not what that MEANS-[gasp] But I want Adam’s apple TOO!
2. I said it hurts to swallow. I’ll KEEP you from swallowing!
3. I thought you wanted to look nice today. WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Boy:(gasp) Are you stressed?
Girl:I don’t get stressed. I’m a giver.
I got nothing that could be considered pg 13 -.-
Girl: I can’t believe you leaked the entire DC Cinematic Universe schedule, you idiot!
Boy: I *ack* can’t believe you’re not *ack* strangling the guys who *ack* killed Batman and *ack* cast Ben Affleck and *ack* that Mark Zuckerberg kid as Lex Luthor and *ack* thought Man of Steel was a good movie and *ack* called the Captain Marvel movie “Shazam,” and *ack* please let me go so I can vomit!
Girl: I demand you tell me why my hair is talking!
Boy: Right after I figure out why my speech bubble is on top of another speech bubble, okay?
Guy: AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY Oh- *choking noises*
Girl: What did I tell you would happen if you sang that song ONE MORE TIME!?!
Boy: OK, Your cooking is not that bad.
Girl: Never ever call it dog food again!
Boy: *Gasp* All I said was ‘get a grip’!!
Girl: AND HOW’S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU??
Boy: I said I like your cat.
Girl: Who are you calling fat!
Boy: “Achk! I’m not..chklk! sure you’re..kkk! doing it right. K-k-k-chklk!”
Girl: “Shut up! I’m an excellent masseuse!”