Kaldath's Caption Contest #33

Once more into the breach my friends, yes it is again time to jump feet first into another Caption Contest. This week I want you to get your thinking caps on and give me some good dialogue for the following image:

 Ranma 1

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon Eastern Time on Tuesday July 8th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entriesno worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

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12 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest #33

  1. Nug says:

    That’s not how you eat it!!!

  2. JR19759 says:

    That’s what you get for looking at my melons.

  3. Stulte says:

    Yippie ki-yay, melon farmer!

  4. Frankie says:

    “In Japanese cartoon, watermelon eat you!”

  5. Herr D says:

    1. “I don’t think he said he felt ‘melon-collar.’
    2. ‘Wear it’ isn’t really the choice we were hoping for . . .
    3. I don’t think the ‘Fruit of the Loom’ guys need your help.

  6. Hexadecimal says:

    – “I guess they ran out of ammo and had to get creative…”

    – “Who knew the gods could be THIS vengeful?”

    – “Are you gonna eat that or yell at the sky some more?”

  7. WillyPete says:

    “It is not enough to just WEAR the Watermelon… You must BECOME the Watermelon!” 😉

  8. darkwing44 says:


  9. Skybandit says:

    I thought you’d use a karate chop, not a head-butt!


    I said you looked like a fruit, not a vegetable!

  10. Shashwat Mishra says:

    you are so fond of watermelon that you are eating it without removing its cover.

  11. Stulte says:

    Yeah he’s got watermelon shoulders, what of it? You’ve got blue hair, who are you to judge?

  12. Brannon says:

    “Okay…um you’r supposed to eat it not wear it” *In angry voice*