Kaldath's Caption Contest #30

I am considering changing the caption contest to a weekly event instead of bi-weekly. So with that spirit in mind it is once again  time for a new caption contest! This week I want you to come up with your best dialogue  for BOTH word bubbles in this image:


The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon Eastern Time on Tuesday June 17th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

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11 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest #30

  1. Herr D says:

    1. RWB: This is too low-cut. S: Looks good from here!
    2. RWB: Do you think I inspire lurking? S: Not at ALL.
    3. RWB: Now I’m dressed like a flag. Now what? S: I’ve got a pole for you!

  2. Kaldath says:

    BTW, for those who do not know who this is, it is Betsy Braddock aka; Psylocke filling in for her Twin Brother in the role of Captain Britain. ( Before she go turned into an Asian ninja)

  3. Skybandit says:

    So these springs on my gloves hold up the dress?
    Actually, it’s the Comics Code Authority that does that!

    This mask is hard to see through!
    Yoo-hoo, I’m over here, dummy!

    So, brother, you wear a shoulder-baring, low-cut top?
    Actually, I like wearing you undies over here in the shadows!

  4. David says:

    1. I am Lady Patriot…out to put the breath of life back into humanity!!
    Don’t forget to brush your teeth, first.

    2. Let’s take a look at my new costu…Hey! I’m the Black Widow..WTH?
    Ha-Ha! I’m Aston Kutcher and you’ve just been “Punk’d”!!!

    3. Maiden America is going to clean up this city…
    Oh yeah? Where’s your feather duster?

  5. Lordgrimm01 says:

    BB: I am Captainess Britainess!!!
    GiS: It’s Captain Britain, you dumb blonde!!!!!

    BB: I hope this dye comes out so I can go back to my original purple dye.
    GiS: Oh, Oh, the box says its permanent.

  6. Short Temper says:

    “Ugh, I didn’t know Cthulhu had a brother…”

    “Ahh, Lady Paradigm. Pardon me for neglecting to shave.”

  7. Alast says:

    “And you REALLY think 4 colors in my hair look good?”

  8. EnderX says:

    “I’m confused. Am I supposed to be Miss Britain, or Miss France?”

    “Neither. The title is ‘Pan-Europa’ now.”

  9. Super_Trooper_X3 says:

    “so am I Asian or British?”

    “Neither you just a lonely american girl who wakes with a rainbow on her face. Your hair”

  10. Vitani says:

    “I don’t think this is tailored right… the crotch is still too baggy.”

    “……………………. Nah. Looks fine.”

  11. Calvary_Red says:

    Betsy: “With this costume, no one will ever suspect the original Captain Britain has retired.”

    Shadow: “I think they might.”

    Betsy: “What’s wrong guys? Wait, there’s a bad guy sneaking up on me, isn’t there?”

    Shadow: “Curses, I’ve been discovered!”

    Betsy: “And we will call this land, ‘New Britain.'”

    Shadow: “I’d rather call it, YOUR GRAVE!”