Kaldath's Caption Contest #23

Once again it is time for a new caption contest! This week I want you to come up with your best replacement dialog for the following image:

Doom

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon Eastern Time on Monday March 17th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

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35 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest #23

  1. Daniel says:

    I need a new belt buckle!

  2. Phatchick says:

    Alright, who put the Rustolium in my shorts!

  3. Hammerknight says:

    “Arghhhh, who put plastic wrap on the toilet?!”
    “Someone has their chocolate in my peanut butter!!!”

  4. Pie Peculiar says:

    1). “I said waffles, not pancakes!”

    2). “I just can’t dang-darn-diddly-darn-dang-ding-dong-diddly-darned do it!”

    3). “That’s it, I’m cooking meth.”

  5. Hammerknight says:

    “Who ate the last cookie?”

  6. Isia says:

    “Who put the empty milk carton back in the fridge??!!”
    “And I would have gotten away with it if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids!!”
    “Who moved my can of WD-40??!!”

  7. Tim Mathewson says:

    Curse you Windows 8!

  8. Wayne says:

    It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!

  9. theinfinitegoof says:

    “Secret: For Villains. Strong enough for the Thing. MADE FOR DOOOOOOOOOOM!”

  10. Katmir says:

    “What is this on my security camera? Alvin..? Simon..? RrrICHAAARRDS..!!”

  11. WillyPete says:

    {Going for the classics, here:} “They Laughed when I sat down at the Piano! But I will show them ALL!!!”

  12. Essay M says:

    “This belt is too tight!”

  13. LoneWolf6155 says:

    Doom will destroy Richards! Doom does not have time for Larry King interview!

  14. Herr D says:

    1. “Why-can’t-I-whack-these-MOLES?!”
    2. “My gloves . . . LSD . . . mixed with stainless steel cleaner . . . REALLY does shine!”
    3. “Are you sure this is the yoga move for back stiffness?”

  15. drummergirl4 says:

    1. Doomy doomy dooms….OF DOOM!

    2. Anything but squirrels!

    3. Off with her head!

  16. Professor Anthrax says:

    “I’m not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!”

  17. Firecracker says:

    Antoniooooo …… noooooooo!!!!!!

  18. RobM says:

    “I find you beneath me!”
    “Flush yourself; Doom is no one’s lackey!”
    “Kneel before Zo… (cough) Doom!”

  19. QuantumCookies says:

    OHMYGODASPIDERKILLITKILLITKILLIT!

  20. Bluemetrox says:

    “Who ate the last packet of funyons?”
    “Why won’t Internet Explorer load?”
    “That’s it, we’re moving to mexico!”

  21. TOOL says:

    I need an oil can!

    Why must I be such a cool villain but dress like such a sissy!

    I don’t care what the fox says, stop singing that song!

  22. Frankie says:

    “I don’t WANT to ask for anything more!! I’m raising my hands because I’m sure!”

  23. Lionheart says:

    “Arhhhh, How on earth is anyone supposed to beat this level of Candy Crush!!!!!!”
    “Who just tracked mud in here, I just mopped this floor!!!!”
    “Who put pudding in my bunny slippers!!!!!!”

  24. Calvary_Red says:

    1)
    “You dare mock Doom!? KAAAAALLLLDAAAAAAATHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    2)
    “Welcome to THE GUN SHOW!”

  25. ams says:

    Doom will hunt Ben and Jerry’s for putting the “cores” in their ice cream. Even evil has their limits….

  26. ams says:

    Doom challenges Jimmy Fallon to a Lip Sync duel. No one triumphs over my rendition of “Over the Rainbow”! Long Live Doom!

  27. Scorpidius says:

    1. “Quick, get me a tin opener, that burrito has went through me like a porsche!”

    2. “Damn! farting in this suit was a bad idea!”

  28. Legatus says:

    “Clap along if you feel like that’s what you wanna do… because I’m happy!”

  29. Professor Anthrax says:

    “You dare replace Doom’s fresh-brewed coffee with Folger’s Crystals?!?”

  30. Steve Mckinnon says:

    “WILL THIS STUPID WINTER EVER END???!!!”

  31. thor1066 says:

    “I AM DOOM! (Hell, it works for Groot).”

    “Doom demands Seth return to SNL! Weekend Update is not funny without him!”

    “My nose itches!!!”

  32. Frankie says:

    “Doom demands that all men’s rooms have a picture of a man wearing a tunic on the door!”

  33. Skybandit says:

    1) Behold the armpits of DOOOOOM!
    2) One, Two, One, Two, work those shoulders, One, Two…
    3) Metamucil, do your magic!

  34. Skoul says:

    “What? There’s a man made of Iron? STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!”

    “I am the iron giant!!!”

    “Dammed medieval technology, Vista will die!”

  35. Frankie says:

    “Four in a row. Doom Wins! Pretty sneaky sis, indeed.”