Kaldath's Caption Contest #20

Here I am once more, Captions from you I implore

This week  it is for this image that from you will I seek

The posting of your entries on the blog your best replacement dialogue

A catch Etrigan he does bring, an extra challenge, and here's the thing

For this week and just this one time, ALL your entries must be in Rhyme! 



The Rules:

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon on Monday February 3rd.  Of course I expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image.  This week I have added ONE EXTRA rule. A bit of a challenge for everyone. I want to see all the entries for this contest be written in Rhyme in honor of this imaging being about the Demon Etrigan!

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12 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest #20

  1. D says:

    Ah. Now we’re alone, in a meadow redolent of heather. I do love it when you use Imperial Leather.

  2. Katmir says:

    1] “Though many demons have kick hard at thy nether, Let Etrigan kiss and make it all better.”

  3. Katmir says:

    1[ correction: “kicked”

  4. Frankie says:

    “Man and demon together, it doesn’t matter.

    For, what we have done has made my belly fatter.”

  5. Herr D says:

    1. I’ve drank a great big glass of beer, and want to chew on YOUR OTHER EAR.
    2. Black of cape and feet and head, will you join me in my bed?
    3. Etrigan know you Bat, not dove–Etrigan and Bat in love?

  6. DiCicatriz says:

    Only for this Batty man, doth rise the demon Etrigan.

    (that’s the raciest one, I swear!)

    Though my love you may dismiss, I demon will now steal a kiss.

    The Bat ascending from above, hath made this demon fall in love.

    Take heart, dear Bat, I gave you life; and now you’ll be this demon’s wife.

    We both be creatures of the night, doth this not feel oh so right?

  7. thor1066 says:

    “Cry not for they broken ear,Dark Knight
    It was but a small and playful bite.
    To say ‘sorry’, this kiss I’ve dealt,
    and surely thou has a spare in thy utility belt?

  8. Skybandit says:

    There once was a Batman from Gotham
    With crime-fighting skills truly awesome
    He has never shown fear
    Though I bit off his ear
    But my kissing him has struck him dumb

    Oh Batman ‘neath the mask
    Etrigan has to ask
    Will you bend your straight mode with the misses?
    Thus I end this wee ode with some kisses

    Batman I must tell
    Your future I know so well
    I’ll see you in Hell!

  9. Calvary_Red says:

    I must confess, in Hell down under,
    I like to dress as your Boy Wonder.

    I can’t resist, my heart does yearn.
    But brace yourself, for this may burn.

    This situation is quite complex,
    I hope it’s not taken out of context.

  10. rogueace6969 says:

    Fret not *SMEK*
    It’s just a speck
    Of a peck.

  11. Frankie says:

    “Roses are red, violets are blue.

    I’ll kiss you on the cheek, and elsewhere too.”

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