Kaldath's Caption Contest #19

I am sorry for the delay this week however it is now once again it is time for you too turn your creative focus to a new Caption Contest. This week I want you to come up with your best replacement dialog for the following image:



The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon on Wednesday January 22th.  Of course I expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

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18 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest #19

  1. Niall Mor says:

    Eeeew! That’s the worst case of psoriasis I’ve ever seen!

  2. Worf says:

    Red Tornado: Will you have my child? PLEEEEEEEEASE?????
    Girl: Can you even DO that?????

  3. Worf says:

    Red Tornado: Is there something I should say, that will make you come my way?
    Girl: Oh! Do you feel the same? Cause you don’t let it show!

    (I don’t expect any of the younguns’ ’round these parts here to get this old reference)

  4. Worf says:

    Red Tornado: Do you think I’m going bald?
    Girl: No! Your hair is the same as it’s always been.

  5. TOOL says:

    Red Tornado: Sensors indicate that I have found the source of the pheromone levels in the air, I am inserting a probe for further study.

    Girl: Hey I’m giving you ten minutes to quit it!

  6. Herr D says:

    1. “Can you squeeze that green one on top?” “Like a ZIT?”
    2. “They pasted this YELLOW thing on my skin.” “Will it come off?”
    3. “I’m growing hair to please you.” “Oh . . . those three hairs?”

  7. Bryce Wasley says:

    “Will you marry me?”
    “It would never work between us, Red.”

  8. Hammerknight says:

    1. “Excuse me Miss, I believe you dropped your contact lens.” “But I don’t wear contacts.”
    2. “Out here in the open, motorboatin.” “Not the right place,but who cares.”
    3. “Please read my future.” “It’s all a blur.”

  9. Marx says:

    Red Tornado: …Next, the first loop goes under the second, then you pull them tight.
    Girl: I really should have learned to do this myself years ago.

  10. Keric says:

    I believe shoes in THIS size will give you more comfort!
    Wow, Your service is so much better than Mr. Bundy’s!

  11. Mad Jack says:

    Hope this isn’t worse than PG-13:

    He: You have beautiful eyes.
    She: Eyes up here! I know you’re a robot build to act like a man, but you really overact!

    He: I’m confused. I don’t see any feline creature down here.
    She: Man, you really take it literally, dont you?!

    He: It is time again to take care of your bikini line.
    She: Since when do you have x-ray vision?

  12. Frankie says:

    Red Tornado: “Atom, the League requires your assistance.”

    lady: “Can it wait until he’s done testing his new size-o-meter?”

  13. Wayne says:

    “It’s been three hours. Can we stop now? My head is killing me.”
    “Ugh. You complain WAY more that my last djembe! That’s the last time I buy a drum on Craigslist.”

  14. frm says:

    “all hail the queen of red and pink!”
    “umm.. thanks?”

  15. Frankie says:

    Red Tornado: “Your pants are red. I like red.”

    girl: “Seriously? That’s the best excuse that you can come up with?”

  16. skybandit says:

    Red Tornado: “Measurements say eight foot nine.”
    Too Tall Lass: “And I suck at basketball!”

    Red Tornado: “Have you found my missing legs yet?”
    Blonde Lady: “Um…Goodwill was here…”

    Red Tornado: “Wearing stilts is not a superpower”
    Blonde Lady: “Neither is being a robot!”

  17. thor1066 says:

    “Why, Oh why does this have to be a PG strip?”
    “Yer telling me!”

  18. Lawrence Wilson says:

    Red Tornado: “Who’s cooking fish?”
    Woman: “HOW DARE YOU???”