Kaldath's Caption Contest #17

Caption Contest time once again and this week your challenge is this image here:


The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon on Tuesday December 17th. Of course I expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

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14 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest #17

  1. CantDraw says:

    1. The tightness of his corset was too much for The Vision.

    2. Having seen Titanic for the first time, The Vision wished he could have been there to save Jack.

    3. The Vision realized for the first time he was not anatomically correct.

  2. Rendu says:

    1. Vision was deeply hurt by Joss Whedon’s decision.

    2. Hey there,Vizh!! You think Deadpool’s the only one with talking caption boxes??

    3. But The Vison doesn’t notice the floating orange rectangle until it stabs him in the eye!!!

  3. Ximero says:

    First-World-Problems Vision:

    1) ‘My diamonds keep scratching my phone.’
    (see http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3skkxb )

    2) ‘I had something witty to say but Tony beat me to it.’
    (see http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3q4iva )

  4. Timedrop23 says:

    Vision can’t believe he sat through the end credits of The Avengers just to see them all sitting around drinking beer.

  5. Steve says:

    1. The Vision had to sadly face the fact that he couldn’t figure out What Does The Fox Say?

    2. The Vision was overcome with emotional sadness as he realized his chest emblem was nothing more than a playing card shape.

    3. Whereas Bruce Banner would Hulk-out, the Vision could only cry-down.

  6. skybandit says:

    1) He calculated a positive emotional response increasing Wanda’s libido would result by super-squeezing his skull on one side, forcing coolants to leak past the seals in the other video input socket!

    2) Tony’s installation of working gonads had some side effects!

    3) The Vision can only get called “Mr. Roboto” and “Astro Boy” so many times before it begins to take its emotional toll!

  7. Prof. A.Q. Anthrax says:

    No… no, I don’t need a *snif* movie deal…

  8. Keric says:

    Vision after the 3 onion!

  9. Stevedore says:

    1. “What do you mean I’m not a ‘real’ boy?!”

    2. After hours of interfacing directly with their servers, the Vision still couldn’t access heathcare.gov.

    3. “Oh, Peeta… Katniss, will it ever work out for you two?”

  10. Herr D says:

    1. . . . and, realizing his 11th costume redesign wasn’t cool EITHER, he began thinking of all the HM3 artists he’d snubbed . . .
    2. World out of crisis, he was once again unable to ignore the psychic energies connected to the Home Shopping Network.
    3. Sad, is he? No. But the next threat against the Earth from humanoid crocodiles . . .

  11. Timedrop23 says:

    1. The Vision had to sadly face the fact that he couldn’t figure out What Does The Fox Say?

    Actually, The Vision did figure out the answer to What Does the Fox Say. But it was just the sound of his own thoughts going “dingdingdingdadingdadingding, dingdingdingdadingdadingding,” and that made him really sad.

  12. prswirve says:

    *&^%# these onions!

  13. Frankie says:

    EMOTRO–for the ladies looking for a sensitive man-bot.

  14. punkjay says:

    Why did Ultron give me this stupid color scheme!