It's Caption Contest time again and so I give you this weeks challenge. I want your funniest replacement dialog for the following image:
I am looking for dialog for both Batgirl's word bubble and for the caption box in the bottom corner. Remember to keep it family friendly and no worse then PG-13 when you write up your entries. As usual you are limited to Three (3) entries per person and those entries must be submitted no later then December 3rd at 12 Noon Eastern Time.
1. Batgirl: Oh, bless me
Caption: The batsneeze: gross but effective
1- Do you like my new “sneeze” bomb?
2- No “spoilers” please.
1- Gesundheit.
2- “… and Ewww!”
What a nice post, err… pole.
…stikied
1. “Snotboy, side pocket.” He HAD left the manhole open . . .
2. “Just a few inches thick, huh?” Batgirl’s bike was still clean.
3. “I’m gonna touch you with a five foot pole.” But how hard?
“Let’s have a talk, shall we?” At last, Stephanie had tracked down DC editorial
BATGIRL: “…Then, I was like, ‘Oh no you didn’t!’…”
Caption: …AND ON, AND ON, AND ON…
Batgirl: You’ve been slimed!
Caption: Batgirl states the obvious!
Batgirl: I am NOT cleaning that up!
Caption: Even superheroes have their limits.
At the moment, I’m leaning strongly to saying that frevoli is going to win this…. Wish I’d thought of that one!
Batgirl: Now, what do you say?
Caption: Teaching Manners Episode 235: HARDCORE BOOGERS
Batgirl: “And if you don’t speak Gotham, I can try Kryptonian.”
Caption: “Next time, bring flowers.”
Hope Atomic Punk doesn’t mind my borrowing the idea.
1A: “Guess where THIS is going!”
1B: Hopefully, back on the utility belt!
2A: “Okay, you win the biggest bubble contest!”
2B: Easiest. Capture. Ever.
3A: “Quit struggling or I’ll call Boogerman* back!”
3B: *Father of the Green Glob.