Once again it is time for our bi-weekly caption contest. After last weeks weak turn out I made an effort to try and selected a much better image for you all to caption. So without further ado I want to see your best replacement dialog for this image:
You have until next Tuesday November 19th at 12 noon to submit your entries, of which you are limited to just Three (3). Also a reminder to keep your entries PG-13 in nature, failure to follow this guideline will get your entries disqualified and deleted.
1. “Next time, leave the seat down!”
1 – Take that , hiccups!
2 – That’s what we call the “Kryptonian Heimlich”!
Stop dressing as a jacko’lantern
That’s what you get for putting a cleavage circle in your costume when you have a hairy chest!
Really? Your superpower is shooting PINK lightning when you get kneed in the crotch? Really?
I’ll have to report you to the TSA for this!
1. THAT’S why ‘hanging out’ is a bad idea.
2. Want me to go for another color?
3. Are you SURE you don’t want me to have soft kneepads?
Who’s Supergirl now?
1) As you can see, THERE are NO blurred lines, the answer IS NO!
And you can’t piss on hospitality! I WON’T ALLOW IT!
1) My X-ray vision detected your Kryptonite condom!
2) Next time, it’s the heat vision!
3) Super foreplay must look weird to mortals!
2) So, Mr. Knoxville, did your lead cup work?
1. Whoses nuts now!
2. Thats how Kryptionians say hello.
This is what i think about your breast implant idea, PIG!!!
1. Dang straight that’s what I said.
2. I got a left knee, too.
3. That was Kryptonian for “Next time bring flowers.”
Supergirl: Now let’s see how crotch guard B performs.
1. The name’s not Power Girl, and no, I didn’t have breast reduction surgery.
1. And if you think that hurts, say another word and do what Lois suggested.
2. So how “big” is it now?
3. Oh great, now he’s throwing up.