Kaldath’s Caption Contest #15

Once again it is time for our bi-weekly caption contest. After last weeks weak turn out I made an effort to try and selected a much better image for you all to caption. So without further ado I want to see your best replacement dialog for this image:



The usual:

You have until next Tuesday November 19th at 12 noon to submit your entries, of which you are limited to just Three (3). Also a reminder to keep your entries PG-13 in nature, failure to follow this guideline will get your entries disqualified and deleted.

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18 Responses to Kaldath’s Caption Contest #15

  1. Myro says:

    1. “Next time, leave the seat down!”

  2. ams says:

    1 – Take that , hiccups!
    2 – That’s what we call the “Kryptonian Heimlich”!

  3. Frevoli says:

    Stop dressing as a jacko’lantern

  4. Timedrop23 says:

    That’s what you get for putting a cleavage circle in your costume when you have a hairy chest!

  5. Timedrop23 says:

    Really? Your superpower is shooting PINK lightning when you get kneed in the crotch? Really?

  6. Timedrop23 says:

    I’ll have to report you to the TSA for this!

  7. Herr D says:

    1. THAT’S why ‘hanging out’ is a bad idea.
    2. Want me to go for another color?
    3. Are you SURE you don’t want me to have soft kneepads?

  8. thor1066 says:

    Who’s Supergirl now?

  9. Keric says:

    1) As you can see, THERE are NO blurred lines, the answer IS NO!

  10. Vectorman316 says:

    And you can’t piss on hospitality! I WON’T ALLOW IT!

  11. skybandit says:

    1) My X-ray vision detected your Kryptonite condom!
    2) Next time, it’s the heat vision!
    3) Super foreplay must look weird to mortals!

  12. Keric says:

    2) So, Mr. Knoxville, did your lead cup work?

  13. DC-Lover says:

    1. Whoses nuts now!
    2. Thats how Kryptionians say hello.

  14. punkjay says:

    This is what i think about your breast implant idea, PIG!!!

  15. 1. Dang straight that’s what I said.

    2. I got a left knee, too.

    3. That was Kryptonian for “Next time bring flowers.”

  16. Bryce Wasley says:

    Supergirl: Now let’s see how crotch guard B performs.

  17. dblade says:

    1. The name’s not Power Girl, and no, I didn’t have breast reduction surgery.

  18. Calvary_Red says:

    1. And if you think that hurts, say another word and do what Lois suggested.

    2. So how “big” is it now?

    3. Oh great, now he’s throwing up.