Kaldath’s Caption Contest #13

Well after a weeks delay it is once again time for the caption contest to commence. This week the image I want you to caption for me is ..........



As usual you are limited to three (3) entries and those entries need to be in by next Tuesday October 22nd at 12 noon Eastern time. Also remember to keep you entries within the bounds of PG-13 ratings.


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13 Responses to Kaldath’s Caption Contest #13

  1. Avatar Rendu says:

    “Shut up, wrist!! I’m the armpit, and I’ll do all the talking!”

    “Phooey! Every time I try to step out of the panel, this shock-harness goes off!”

  2. Timedrop23 Timedrop23 says:

    I spoke to the clavicle and the elbow, and they agree the artist is a douche. What say you, mouth and flagrantly baggy crotch?

  3. Timedrop23 Timedrop23 says:

    This unnecessary parachute harness on his cape is causing some serious chapping issues.

  4. Timedrop23 Timedrop23 says:

    Is that sloppy cape-ink on his face, or an allergic reaction to the bee inside his costume?

  5. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Darn it! Every time I hear a buzzing noise, I get convulsions, and end up in the spread eagle position.”

  6. Avatar Someone Else says:

    Septimus tried so hard to look human, but some days it just didn’t work out.

    “Zounds! My armpit phone is ringing!”

    When biceps talk, people listen.

  7. Avatar skybandit says:

    1) “IIII’m a Yankee doodle…Daaan-dee…”
    2) “Whenever I cop a buzz, I just gotta dance!”
    3) “My gonads! WHERE ARE MY GONADS??!!”

  8. Avatar Herr D says:

    Okay, SuperBee! Test my cup! Go ahead!

  9. Avatar Calvary_Red says:

    Let’s do the Time Warp again!

  10. Avatar _mrgross says:


  11. Avatar Prof. A.Q. Anthrax says:

    “Crash-Into-Telephone-Pole-Crotch-First Power, go!”

  12. Avatar Bryce Wasley says:

    1. The caption’s been all over the panel since the last artist left.
    2. I’m going to do it… I’ll finally be out of this panel.

  13. Avatar Bryce Wasley says:

    3. See any pockets on this costume? I had to put my phone somewhere…