Caption Contest ♯7

This week, I want you to come up with the best replacement dialogue for this panel.

Caption Contest

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47 Responses to Caption Contest ♯7

  1. Bryce Wasley says:

    1. My teeth are perfect. Dentists are just jealous!

  2. TOOL says:

    Dirty mouth? Clean it up with new Orbitz gum.

  3. Linea24 says:

    1. Good morning.

    2. Boo!

    3. What did you just say about my smile?

  4. Moognation says:

    Chili’s a bit spicy, Ma!

  5. Erez says:

    I, hate, sauerkraut!!!

  6. WillyPete says:

    “Don’t just Say it, SPRAY it!!!”

  7. DC-Lover says:

    You make a joke about my TEETH?! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA

  8. Ruben L. says:

    “$@%*, I chipped a tooth”

  9. Arioch says:

    “I think I ate too much sugar”

  10. Niall Mor says:

    Got a Tic-Tac?

  11. TOOL says:

    So what if my sister is my wife, that’s how we roll down in the bama!

  12. Kellkin says:

    Hurry up with that X lax…I can’t take it any more!!!

  13. TOOL says:

    What?! They canceled Firefly after one season…Idiots!

  14. TOOL says:

    Man I can’t get that Lohan taste out of my mouth!

  15. TOOL says:

    Pick up the soap!

    It puts the lotion on its skin, it does what it’s told!

    The thermometer goes where!?

  16. barbario says:

    honestly, the real line is the best.

  17. TOOL says:

    I knew the real line to the deadpool one and I got no reaction, oh well 🙂 What’s the real one? Or does that taint the contest? Oh I had one more idea for a caption. I didn’t see a limit on entries but I will just do this last one.

    This is… Hero Machine!

  18. JR19759 says:

    I knew the real line to the deadpool one and I got no reaction, oh well What’s the real one?Or does that taint the contest?Oh I had one more idea for a caption.I didn’t see a limit on entries but I will just do this last one.

    This is… Hero Machine!

    You don’t get any points for the right answer 😉
    And I can never be bothered with limits.

  19. … and I’ve got corn stuck in my teeth!

  20. Calvary_Red says:

    You can’t make me go back to school!

  21. madjack says:

    1.) We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False!

    2.) Here’s Johnny!


  22. Worf says:


    2) …and THAT is how you bite the Hulk.

    3) Eating kryptonite sure does a number on you…

  23. Phatchick says:

    I thought I said, “NO GUACAMOLE!”

  24. Bryce Wasley says:

    2. Bottle caps and jawbreakers, fear me!

  25. William A. Peterson says:

    From the old “Superchicken” Radio show: “Fred, how many times do I have to tell you! Go easy on the Vermouth!” 😉

  26. Calvary_Red says:

    Who took all the peanut butter?

  27. punkjay says:

    So I guess thooth brushes are NOT overrated after all!

  28. punkjay says:

    So…I guess thooth brushes are NOT overrated after all!

  29. Skoul says:

    Teeth are like plates, really brittle and f*cking hard to find a matching replacement.

  30. Skoul says:

    2. Wanna give mommy a kiss?

  31. KBell says:


  32. Mr. Gross says:

    hello my pretty

  33. Vengeance says:

    I hate the Cavity Creeps
    I was out of Crest and the cavity creeps attacked!!
    Look Ma only 1 cavity

    AAWWWW when I find those cavity creeps

  34. 1rd2th3st says:


  35. Jawsabi says:

    Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom………………. Bones hurt on the way down! :3

  36. Firecracker says:

    I AM the 5th dentist!

  37. FRM says:

    1. “ehh! Boogerboogerboogerboogerboogerbooger….!”

    2. “I–hehehehe–TOLD YOU-heh-it was—liquid…joker gas….”

    3. “Buy Oozie’s mouthwash as your local general store today!”

  38. Skybandit says:

    1) I am Stallone, and this is Rocky XIII!
    2) Glad these teeth are from my Green Goblin mask!
    3) When you write the Koran, put in a bit about how showing my face is a sin, okay?

  39. Timedrop23 says:

    “I’m green with envy! And SO IS MY SPIIIIIT!!!!!!!”

    “I said a venti half-caf, quad-shot, fat-free, soy chai latte with extra whip!”

    “Hey Green Lantern, I’ll show you ‘oppa gangnam style!'”

  40. Timedrop23 says:

    Dirty mouth?Clean it up with new Orbitz gum.

    It’s Orbit gum, dude.

  41. Lightningsword says:

    THIS is what happens when you fight the HULK. WARNING:SPG

  42. TOOL says:

    Timedrop23: It’s Orbit gum, dude.

    Close enough

  43. Bryce Wasley says:

    3. Not this time, Jawbreaker. This time, I’ll break your jaw!

  44. Lawrence Wilson says:

    “How many times have I told you? NO! MORE! WIRE! HANGERS!!!!”

  45. Christine Miller says:

    “What do you mean we’re out of coffee?!?!”

  46. TOOL says:

    Steak sauce!

  47. JR19759 says:

    Ok guys, this contest is closed. Results will be up shortly.