Kaldath’s Caption Contest #5

It is Caption Contest time once again and this week I want you funniest, wittiest, most scarcastic, etc, replacement for the following comic panel.




As usual you are limited to just three (3) entries and the contest ends in one week on Tuesday June 25th at 12:oo noon Eastern Time ( GMT -4 ). Please keep all your entries as clean as possible, thank you and good luck!

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26 Responses to Kaldath’s Caption Contest #5

  1. madjack says:

    “I hate this time of the month. These premenstrual mood swings are worse than any kryptonite.”

  2. JR19759 says:

    1. “What’s the point in having superpowers when I can’t even rid the world of Justin Beiber?”
    2. “Please tell me the writers haven’t remembered the issue when I became a werewolf…..”
    (Yes, that did happen)
    3. “Why is that cat trying to eat my hand?”

  3. DiCicatriz says:

    “I leeeaaarned the truth at seventeen… that looove was meant for beauty queens…”

  4. madjack says:


    “I’m sorry, Streaky, but you have to go. This cat hair allergy is no longer bearable.”

  5. madjack says:

    The world is so unfair! Why can’t I have such an ample bosom like Power Girl?!

  6. DiCicatriz says:

    “Why don’t I get to wear pants?”

  7. fuzztone says:

    Oh, how could they? Game of Thrones spoilers…

  8. Master81385 says:

    “How come *I* wasn’t in the new Superman movie? But stupid Faora was?!”

  9. Frankie says:

    *I didn’t want to go to their stupid pajama party anyway.*

  10. Max Grant says:

    I just had my first super-period, so much blood…

  11. Prof. Abercrombie Q. Anthrax says:

    It’s always Marcia! Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

  12. Hammerknight says:

    1. “I didn’t know Kaldath was married.”
    2.”They didn’t have my size at the shoe sale.”
    3.”Why wasn’t I as ask to be in Bird’s of Pray?”

  13. Skybandit says:

    1) One super-queef, and I can’t be a cheerleader?
    2) Another boy crippled! Curse my invulnerable hymen!
    3) Brainiac 5’s racist mom says I’m not green enough!

  14. Renxin says:

    1. Ugh, I have a super-sty!

  15. Calvary_Red says:

    1. “I should have listened when Batgirl warned me about Serenity.”

  16. Renxin says:

    2. Why is it that whenever I have a super-cry the boys always make those stupid PMS jokes? Why?

    (No this is not aimed at anyone, it’s aimed at every #%&*! PMS “joke”. If you’ve ever been the target of one, you know how unfunny they are.)

  17. Herr D says:

    1. But I LOVE the look of Kryptonite jewelry . . . and emeralds are fragile-[sob]
    2. Of all the villains, I get stuck with MegaOnion?!
    3. MR. FISH! You evil thing! Making me think you were human–making me fall in love–trying to k-kill me [sob]

  18. 1. I could have saved money on car insurance.

    2. The director cast Ryan Reynolds to play me in an upcoming movie.

    3. He is Conan, Cimmerian, he won’t cry, so I cry for him.

  19. Firecracker says:

    Dang! Fired! And I really liked that TSA job.

  20. 1rd2th3st says:

    1. No one ever pays me in gum….

  21. dblade says:

    1. “Why does everybody laugh at me when I introduce them to you, Super Pussy?”

  22. punkjay says:

    The screw-ups @at DC wants to go back to my 90’s Mohawk! Dear God why must they torment me so!

  23. Alexander of Limbo says:

    I knew wearing my sweater today was a bad idea. It’s just soooo Hot out!

  24. Timedrop23 says:

    #1) To the cat: “Oh my god! You ate Krypto! You bastard!”
    #2) “I just realized I’m 54 years old.”

  25. Alexander of Limbo says:

    …and then Power Girl said: “well at least i have a pair to flaunt!”

  26. Calvary_Red says:

    2. “…And I wanna to know, who’s gonna save me?”