(From "Target Comics" volume 2, number 1, 1941.)
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Other ways to prove you’re an American:
1) Eat way too much.
2) Not know anything about Geography
3) Watch Jersey Shore
I actually take offense to all 3 of those remarks, I am an american and 1. I don’t gourge myself on food, 2. I know geography, and 3. I don’t watch jersey shore.
Chill man, it was just a joke. Dan always takes the topic of the panel and runs with it, which in this case was “I’ll prove I’m an American by kicking this guy!” The other stuff is just in that same vein and just as silly, which is kind of the point.
O.O Nooooooooo im not deeply offended lol im just stating that those point….well wait nevermind all of them are in the same concept -.- lol nvm my previous post…I saw the jersey shore and the geography and went since when?? lol then i remembered high school all over agian and all the bulls*** about jersey shore, so yes i take back what i said
Another point you forgot is lacking common courtesey in that one btw, just pointing that out to XD
I do apologize though, my brain is not processing fully atm so i am not thinking properly and over-thinking everything >.<
And is it just me or does the guy on the right resemble Sylvestor Stallone?
So, if Obama beats the stuffing out of Donald Trump (can I have the Pay-per-View rights?), all that ‘Birther” nonsense will have to stop? 😉
Birther? I have given up on politics anyways, I can’t remember the last time we had someone when it came time to vote that I really wanted to vote for. I just try to focus on my own family.
ProwlerKnight’s right, that’s really offensive. Take it back or I’ll sue you for all you’ve got!
…now, where did those chips go? They were imported thousands of miles all the way from Indiana, where they speak Indian. I need them so that I can have something to snack on while I watch Jersey Shore, otherwise I’ll starve.
😉
As ridiculous as it is, I was once seriously questioned by a federal officer. I had been rehearsing for 2 plays where I was the evil mad foreign villain (this was before political correctness) with a bad fake Russian accent in one of them. I jokingly quoted a couple of the campiest, most unbelievable lines out in public, and a local called INS.
I was surprised to realize how impossible it is to establish identity on the spot. My dad picked me up in the federal building in our hometown, mad as could be until I told him what made him laugh–“Dad–they COULDN’T have believed I was a REAL criminal–they let me in the only federal target we HAVE in our hometown!
If this is true, Chuck Norris might be the most American man on the planet.
For the record, I’m an American too. Wow, I didn’t think that would stir up so much controversy! How American. 🙂