Caption Contest 110: The Bear and the Pussycats

Your challenge this week is to come up with the funniest replacement dialog for the following random comics panel:

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

This week we have a cap of no more than five (5) entries per person, so make 'em your best!

NOTE: The UGO Forums are down at the moment so the results of the last Character Design Contest will be delayed, my apologies.

72 Responses to Caption Contest 110: The Bear and the Pussycats

  1. Skybandit says:

    1) Hi, I’m Goldilocks.
    2) Oboy! A foursome!
    3) Yes, Angels, it’s Charlie!
    4) Chucky’s here!
    5) Where’s my honey, bee-yotches?

  2. Gero says:

    1: “Snuuuggglllyyy Sooofffttt…” (To fully get this joke, you may have to look up those old, creey Snuggle Fabric Softener commercials)

  3. MLS says:

    1) Ladies…
    2) Zumba time!
    3) Rowwwr!
    4) One little teddy, jumping on the bed..
    5) Fuzzy Wuzzy wants you bare.

  4. Jessica says:

    1. HUG ME!
    2. I will eat you in your sleep!
    3. I want to play with your feet!
    4. Come play with me!
    5. Who wants a hug?!

  5. The Incredible Sulk says:

    1) Welcome Souls.
    2) I ate the others.
    3) Who has summoned me?
    4) I Hunger.
    5) kiiiillll meeeee…

  6. Jake says:

    1. They call me Pedo Bear.
    2. Hey ladies, I’m BEARING it all.

  7. Jake says:

    3. Where’s Archie? Well, lets just say this bed sheet used to be white.

  8. MLS says:

    @Gero #2 – I remember… *shudder*

  9. Rapthama says:

    1) Poontah?

    (This link helps you understand it’s basics, but beware : Many have died throgh this…)

  10. Patrick says:

    This bed is juuussst riiigghhht!

  11. Galactic Ketchup says:

    1) Touch me.
    2) Tickle-Me-Elmo? Hehehehe….
    3) What, you’ve never seen Toy Story?
    4) Ladies.

  12. Hyperanthropos says:

    1. Guess who’s been sleeping in YOUR bed!
    2. I’m wute – and wreepy!
    3. Ladies, call me Sugar Bear.

  13. Tarkabarka says:

    I love this caption contest. I think i make a try.

    1. Bear time party!
    2. Go bears go!
    3. I’m the Gummy Bear.
    4. Yeah! Bedfellows for my hibernation!
    5. Call me Bear, Teddy Bear.

  14. Frankie says:

    “Thanks, for that, ladies. You turned me back into a teddy.”

  15. headlessgeneral says:

    “I love it when the call me Big Papa bear”

  16. Joshua says:

    1. Bet you can’t guess what I caught on my camera!

    2. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu!

    3. What can I say? Your brother is into bears.

    4. That smell is why I’m the true “Poo” bear.

  17. Mr.MikeK says:

    1. I love pussy…cats.
    2. You’re a little old for PedoBear.
    3. I’m the Don’t Care Bear.
    4. I’ll start with the ginger…
    5. This is going to be on Fox.

  18. mrmatt220 says:

    Do you mimd? I’m going here!

  19. McKnight57 says:

    1) We gon’ make this a menage a quatre.
    2) I’M the reason Goldilocks’ bed was just right.

  20. Myro says:

    1. “Hey ladies, once you go bear, you never go back there.”

  21. Kaldath says:

    What’s new pussycat? Woah, Woah

  22. Hairwhip says:

    Only YOU can prevent forest fires!

  23. Gene says:

    1) Bear-chicka-wow-wow
    2) Once you go bear, you learn to like hair.
    3) Hey, you ladies know you have the right….to Bear arms.
    4) Have you ladies seen my…..honey?
    5) Oh bother, only three……

  24. Gero says:

    2: “I am Deathbear the Bear that Eats!”

  25. Hammerknight says:

    What do you get when you cross teddy bears and pussycats?

  26. Hammerknight says:

    Spin the bottle anyone?
    No that’s not extra stuffing, I’m happy to see you.
    I paid extra for a foursome.

  27. Twiggyseed says:

    1 The carpet matches the drapes
    2 Hello angels…
    3 I’m not really a talking bear
    4 I bet you were expecting a Pedobear joke
    5 Your girls sure so sweat alot when surprised!

  28. maniacmick says:

    you’ve heard of “lots o’huggin bear”, now meet “lots o’humpin bear”

  29. Vampyrist says:

    1) Now ladies, I’m here to teach you that sometimes you have to just grin and bear it.

    2) What! Bears can’t talk about boys now.

    3) Nighty night, honeys.

  30. eric ross burton says:


  31. ajw says:

    Im a tubby lil cubby all stuffed with fluff.

    Bear Naked, it’s not just granola anymore.

  32. ActionJaxzon says:

    “Ever heard of Nightbear on Elm Street I’m Teddy Krueger”

  33. Joel says:

    “Doo, doo doo. We’re sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed.”

  34. Alphaalpharomeo says:

    1. Hello Brenda

  35. Alphaalpharomeo says:

    2. Give me away will you?

  36. Alphaalpharomeo says:

    3. Yes it is I…. Victor von Bearon

  37. Alphaalpharomeo says:

    4. Are you ready for my love girls?!?

  38. Alphaalpharomeo says:


  39. ChocolateSoda says:

    1) Ladies, I’m one doll with a bone to pick with you, my boner.
    2) I’m one bear with fluff that wants you full of my stuff.
    3) I knew it, you are the Powerpuff Girls….sluts.
    4)Have you heard about Naughty Bear, want to play it? Hehehehe….
    5)I’m a Stare Bear, and I’m looking at you.

  40. Knighthawk says:

    1) who wants to wear a teddy to bed?
    2) Isn’t this a Kodiak moment?
    3) I know Valarie’s se-e-ecret
    4) A wild teddiursa appeared!
    5) I can bearly contain myself.

  41. EXILE says:

    1. Hi! (creepy voice)

    2. Wanna play little ones?

    3. Sting is my favorite band. ‘Nough said.



  42. knight1192a says:

    1. “The Joise and the Pussycats movie sucked!”
    2. “And one time at band camp…..”

  43. Loki says:

    “Soooooulsss? Sooulsss?”

  44. NonParadoxia says:

    1. See, best ghost story ever.
    2. Cute and cuddly my ass, I just want to snuggle.
    3. Ladies, ladies… this is what happens when you sleep with more than one man.
    4. It looks like the big bad wolf has to handle you three little piggies.

  45. Dan Gonzalez says:

    “Daddy Ruxpin wants his ‘kitty’ money, babies.”

  46. P.F. Bruns says:

    1) I consider myself the luckiest bear on the face of the earth.
    2) Hello, ladies. Look at your bear. Now back to me. Now back to your bear. Now, BACK TO ME! Does your bear look like me? Sadly, now. Could your bear smell like me? Yes, if you cuddle us both up against you and [REDACTED]
    3) Good morning, angels. Now that your show’s been canceled, we’ll just have to find some other way to pass the time.
    4) Oh, good. You’re just in time. Pour yourselves a cocktail; the money is on the nightstand.
    5) Did I mention my belly button is a webcam? You’ve made me a very rich bear.

  47. P.F. Bruns says:


    Maximum sorry. Didn’t see your “Hello, angels” post.


    I LOL’ed.

  48. Joel says:

    “LUCK bear? Oh no…”

  49. Ethan Shuster says:

    I wrote your movie!

  50. Ethan Shuster says:

    Worship me!

  51. LeftyFPB says:

    1) I can be Gentle Ben, or Rough Ben… however you want it.
    2) I got your Ursa Major right here…

  52. TOOL says:

    1. Come play with me!

    2. Im in the bed and your mouths are open, what we waiting for?

    3. Fuzzy wuzzy may have no hair but neither do you down there.

    4. Busted, thats what I get for scheduling all my girlfriends playtime too close together.

    5. I thought I would try a different take on goldilocks, and this looks just right.

  53. NonParadoxia says:

    5)We Care Bears care about many things. Fufufufu…

  54. Vampyrist says:

    4) Somebody’s watching you

  55. Vampyrist says:

    5)You know what I say, “Walk tall and carry a big stick”

  56. Frankie says:

    “The bear is a lie.”

  57. Joel says:

    “So, which one of you lovely ladies wants to make me a REAL boy?”

  58. Nick Hentschel says:

    “This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds…”

  59. Ghost says:

    Giggity goo

  60. Silver Dharke says:

    1. Swallow your Soul, Dead by Dawn…
    2. Chucky’s a punk, I ate him…
    3. Only a kiss by a hot woman will change me back, but a kiss by three will do more…
    4. Welcome to Fright Night..FOR REAL!
    5. One, Two, Teddy’s coming for you…

  61. 1. I think its time I found out who my real daddy is…

    2. I looked in you ‘special drawer’

    3. It’s me, Jughead! Has anyone seen my mushrooms?

    4. Now its time for WHEEL.. OF… FORTUNE!

    5. And in the other hand, the red pill…

  62. Joel says:

    “At the sound of the tone the time will be irrelevant because you will all be dead.”

  63. Myro says:

    2. “♪ I’m your back door lover, comin’ from behind with the lights down low…♪”

    (It helps if you’ve seen the Josie and the Pussycats movie)

    3. “Well, if you Pussycats aren’t interested, then you could point me in the direction of Alexandra Cabot. That girl is freaky.”

  64. Big Mac says:

    1) Waitin’ on you!

    2) HENTAI!!!

    3) …and then there was 3.

    4) Bow before Bieber Bear

    5) TROJAN MAN!

  65. punkjay says:

    So wich one of you fine hunnies gonna bear it all for Teddy!?!?

  66. gendonesia says:

    1) Im your FATHER!
    2) boo!
    3) hiya girls 😉
    4) where’s my pant??
    5) Teddy want milky!

  67. Gabe Puratekuta says:

    “Tails Doll ain’t got nothin’ on me!”

    “Oh, here comes dinner!”

    “BOO! I’m an Ewok!”

    “Don’t mind me, girls.”

    “Please pay no attention to my camera eyes.”

  68. Den S says:

    All 3 of you late? Don’t worry, human-teddy litters are small!

    You don’t remember last night? Ask me why I’m smiling.

    I’ve met a cuter human female trio. I’m leaving tonight.

    [uuurp] What bellhop?

    I’m not writing more songs for you.

  69. bronnie-bron says:


  70. bronnie-bron says:

    “i’m on a bed, i’m a on bed, everybody look at me cuz i’m sitting on a bed”

  71. Hairwhip says:

    Who’s been sleeping in my bed?

  72. Dan says:

    Yub Nub, Baby!