Caption Contest 109: Stanky!

Your challenge this week is to come up with the funniest replacement dialog for the following comic book panel:

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

This week we have a cap of no more than five (5) entries per person, so make 'em your best!

43 Responses to Caption Contest 109: Stanky!

  1. ams ams says:

    Well, next time I won’t eat 42 bean burritos for lunch!

  2. Avatar TheNate says:

    Yeah, this classic color scheme really stinks.

  3. Avatar McKnight57 says:

    1) Whoever smelt it dealt it.
    2) I told you before, it’s a gland condition.
    3) They don’t call me Mister Stinky Pants for nothin’.

  4. Avatar TopHat says:

    1) Sir, I didn’t want to tell you earlier…But you stepped in dog doo awhile back.

    2)You try smellin’ like roses after woring in a sewage plant all day.

    3) You’re the one who wanted to meet in ‘Stinky’s Bar’.

  5. Avatar Joshua says:

    1. *Sigh* Let me guess? The agony of de-FEET?

    2. Yeah, something DOES smell fishy!

    3. The correct lyric is, “Yo homes, smell ya later!”

  6. Avatar McKnight57 says:

    4) I got between Pepe LePew and my black cat.
    5) Yeah, Sherlock. That’s why they call me Mr McFishy.

  7. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Well, I’ll give you a hint. It’s not a water pisstol. It’s a water sh-.”

  8. Avatar Rendu says:

    “Well, if Floppy Hat Man and the Kerchief Kid think “The Smell” is a bad code-name, it MUST be bad!”

  9. Avatar punkjay says:

    I must apologize. It’s a lot harer to get the smell of dead gteseball out of your clothes as you think.

  10. Avatar gero says:

    1. “FRRRPPPTTT!” (it’s an onomatopoeia, so feel free to use a font/color of your choice to represent it)

  11. Avatar Rick says:

    1. Well excuuuuse me! I’m tryin ta hold it!
    2. Wait for it… I call this next one the ripper!
    3. Better call a plumber

  12. Avatar MartianBlue says:

    1. What’d you expect the inside of the world’s largest porta-potty to smell like?

    2. Not before you wash your hands… with this, the all new re-released portable internal sanitizing trigger operative liqudator or p.i.s.t.o.l. for short.

  13. Avatar Joel says:

    1. This isn’t a speech bubble.

    “I thought we discussed that me being an undercover goat was a SECRET!”

  14. Avatar Galactic Ketchup says:

    1. Well I don’t like the hats here!

    2. You tried my wife’s bologna? Oi vey!


    4. I love the smell of bowel movement in the morning!

  15. Avatar Sarah says:


  16. Avatar Sutter_Kaine says:

    1) Your words are hurtful. Now I am sad.
    2) What? Who said that?
    3) The girl at the perfume counter got you too?
    4) Ow! Watch where you point that hat! What are you, a James Bond villain?
    5) Lactose intolerance is a medical condition!!!!!

  17. Avatar Twiggyseed says:

    1 The fashion police will be here any minute now!

    2 I knew we shouldn’t have done this in a bathroom!

    3 Butt-Face, no head Jim! Let’s move!

    4 C’mon guys, let’s just take his ascot and scam

    5 Are you gonna join our gang of horrible neckwear or not?

  18. Avatar Skybandit says:

    1) The plumber’s on his way, come back tomorrow.
    2) The Spirit sent us! He wants his suit back!
    3) We got guns, and you think you’re leaving?
    4) Hey, if you were this fat, you’d sweat a lot too!
    5) Your fart jokes are making the kid cry!

  19. Avatar Dan says:

    “They should really start handing out Right Guard at these Comicons.”

  20. Avatar Loki says:

    1. “Well to bad, you’re the one who made it.”

  21. Avatar Watson Bradshaw says:

    1. It was your idea to run a cabbage soup kitchen!

    2. sorry, Willie Nelson scented candles seemed to be a good idea.

    3. I’m a talking gun!

    4. Beats the stench of your creepy white paneled van.

    5. It’s called Sex Panther. 60% of the time, it works every time.

  22. Avatar Myro says:

    1. “Look, I know my wife’s cooking is no prize, but do you really think we should shoot her?”

  23. Avatar EXILE says:


  24. Avatar P.F. Bruns says:

    1. That’s not what you said last night.

    2. Hey, you don’t like the smell of lilacs in June, you can just cut out, boyo.

    3. You don’t mind the smell of my money, do ya, Jack?

    4. Look, pal, hygiene wastes valuable WoW time.

    5. Well, then, up your nose with a rubber hose.

  25. Avatar sean from edwards says:

    1) Then maybe the sewage treatment plant wasn’t the best place for a wine tasting.
    2) Sorry I had a cologne accident.
    3) Oh thank god you smell it too.
    4) I dress all nice in a suit and tie and you want me to smell nice too, what kind of con is this?

  26. Avatar Brad says:

    Say, did Ben Grimm let out that screamin’ wind of his?

  27. Avatar StarMan2000 says:

    1) Well, I’m not called Burrito Ben for nuthin’, fella.

  28. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Don’t embarrass the kid like that, you creep. You got scared, that’s all.”

  29. Avatar TheNate says:

    “C’mon, I won’t ask again: Pull my trigger finger!”

  30. Avatar TheNate says:

    “You can’t unring the Taco Bell.”

  31. Avatar MrMatt220 says:

    Oh relax it’s just the Rock is cooking that’s all.

  32. Avatar TheNate says:

    That’s how it here. I toot, he shoots.

  33. Avatar Jessica says:

    1. I can’t help it! I have a medical condition!
    2. Dang beans! They get me every time!
    3. Listen, bucko! This is my club and while you’re in it, you’ll smell whatever I want you to smell!
    4. Toot toot, went the little green frog one day…
    5. That’s what she said.

  34. Avatar TheNate says:

    #32 – should be “That’s how it works here. I toot, he shoots.”

  35. Avatar EXILE says:

    2. Uhh… the kid did it.

    3. sorry, can’t help it when I’m nervous.

    4. Yep, he dead.

    5. Moustache Fart

  36. Avatar Joel says:

    “Hey, when you called the assassin’s guild you asked or some one silent but deadly.”

  37. Avatar Wrinkles says:

    Come on Fat Guy with a Yellow Tie!
    I don’t like how it smells over there either!

  38. 1. Hey, you’re the one who went over the river and through the woods to get here.

    2. Sorry, pal. Yankee Candle’s policy is still no returns.

    3. Stick around. You need to see hoof rendering not just smell it.

    4. Says the guy who just drank ten Heinekens.

    5. Smell? Bub, it’s about to get ugly.

  39. Avatar von Bek says:

    Well, we’re all talking out of backsides, so it’s kinda expected?

    Not so fast, now our face stroking dwarf has gotten her hands on him!

    It’s Tex-Mex night, what did you expect?

    When I said let them have it, that wasn’t what I meant!

    You think’s it bad down there, heat rises – phew!

  40. Avatar von Bek says:

    Amend the first one to add out of ‘our’…

  41. *farts*what did you just say?

  42. Avatar Joel says:

    “Yes, it smells like victory.”

    “I warned you this might happen if you killed Shower Man once and fore all.”

    “it was you.”

  43. Avatar unknownblackpaper says:

    Yeah, this kid used to my of that “Axe” Stuff. I’m more of an aftershave kind of guy.