Probably because of his hair

(From "Superboy and the Ravers" number 7, ©1997 DC Comics, via Mike Sterling's Progressive Ruin.)

11 Responses to Probably because of his hair

  1. Dan says:

    “I have a great idea for a new character! Remember that 70’s punk band, The Misfits? Well, let’s make one of them a superhero, but make him green!! Kids love green guys!!”
    The 90’s were a horrible, horrible time.

  2. Whose hair? Half-Life’s or Bud “Superboy” Bundy’s?

    @Dan: Aqua Teen Hunger Force did have an episode with Glenn Danzig (early Happy Birthday, Glenn!) And I agree, people haven’t been cool since 1994.

  3. McKnight57 says:

    What what he looking for? An ectoplasmic weed whacker for that thing on his head? Actually I think that’s what Trump needs as well.

  4. Myro says:

    Jeff, this picture is proof that you should stop griping about your baldness. Both Superboy and Half-Life look goofy.

  5. Jake says:

    Jeff, I don’t know if you’re aware, but Bulletman has a cameo in an episode of Batman: The Brave and the Bold.

  6. punkjay says:

    I guess we figured out what James Dean would look like as a nuclear infused zombie!

  7. Anarchangel says:

    These guys don’t really have a lot of room to call others names like “repulsive”
    One’s made of rock, one’s a lovely shade of baby pink and one’s…well, Superboy 0_o

  8. Jadebrain says:

    Also, the asymmetry on Superboy’s face, regarding his overly-pronounced (and somewhat colored) left cheekbone in comparison to his almost undetectable right, makes him look like he has a giant zit.

  9. X-stacy says:

    I assume that’s supposed to be a shiner, Jadebrain, but, well, he was supposed to be a teenager….

  10. knight1192a says:

    That ain’t ectoplasm he’s made of. If it were he’d be dripping. Some ate a little too much radioactive waste.

  11. GtaMythMaster43 says:

    Bunch of speciests!