Let's try to be adult about this.
At our local library where I grew up, they had a "Story Day" every week where we kids would gather around and listen raptly to the reading of a great book. Along with suggestions made in the "What About Fridays" post, that prompted me to start "Story Time" every Thursday here on HeroMachine.com. When the next "Choose Your Own Adventure" book comes in, I'll do those as well, but I wanted to take on Kaldath's suggestion that we also try out the "Three Word Story" game.
Here are the rules:
- Copy and paste what the previous player has put, then add three relevant words that add to the story.
- You can only post three words after this post (punctuation doesn't count as a word, but use it properly and wisely).
- You may only post on this thread once.
That's it! At the end of the day we should have a story. I'll start.
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Over the hill ...
Over the hill lived a giant.
Over the hill lived a giant. The Hill King
Over the hill lived a giant, who liked to(Unfortunately this one got held in moderation until too late — try again, though, ManaRain, it ought not to hold you up this time since your first comment was approved!)
Over the hill lived a giant. The Hill King of Silly Dances
Over the hill lived a giant. The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted
Over the hill lived a giant. The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his
Forget the entry above.
Over the hill lived a giant. The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with
Over the hill lived a giant. The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his drunken wife with(Sorry GeneH, kruger got his in just ahead of you. Try again! — Jeff)
Over the hill lived a giant. The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle.
Over the hill lived a giant. The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle. But he needed
Over the hill lived a giant. The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle. But he needed a magical cornerstone
(-Better punctuation? -I am not an English Major though!)
Over the hill lived a giant: The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone.
Over the hill lived a giant: The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went
Over the hill lived a giant: The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
Over the hill lived a giant: The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
Over the hill lived a giant: The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The hobbit said
Over the hill lived a giant: The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The hobbit said, “for tonight we
Over the hill lived a giant: The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The hobbit said, “For tonight we conquer lost lands!”
Over the hill lived a giant: The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The hobbit said, “For tonight we conquer lost lands!” “Remember the Prinlges.”
Then that night
Over the hill lived a giant: The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The hobbit said, “For tonight we conquer lost lands!” “Remember the Prinlges.”
Then that night
ver the hill lived a giant: The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The hobbit said, “For tonight we conquer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringges.” [Fixed spelling]
Then that night they set out
Sorry – redo:
Over the hill lived a giant: The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The hobbit said, “For tonight we conquer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.” [Fixed spelling]
Then that night they set out
Over the hill lived a giant: The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The hobbit said, “For tonight we conquer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.” [Fixed spelling]
Then that night they set out, riding their ponies.
Over the hill lived a giant: The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The hobbit said, “For tonight we conquer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.” [Fixed spelling]
Then that night they set out, riding their ponies. But the ponies
Over the hill lived a giant: The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The hobbit said, “For tonight we conquer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.” [Fixed spelling]
Then that night they set out, riding their ponies. But the ponies were afraid of
Over the hill lived a giant: The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The hobbit said, “For tonight we conquer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.” [Fixed spelling]
Then that night they set out, riding their ponies. But the ponies were afraid of getting dirty hooves
Over the hill lived a giant: The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The hobbit said, “For tonight we conquer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.”
Then that night they set out, riding their ponies. But the ponies were afraid of getting dirty hooves along the way.
Over the hill lived a giant: The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The hobbit said, “For tonight we conquer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.”
Then that night they set out, riding their ponies. But the ponies were afraid of getting dirty hooves along the way.
They saw a
m Over the hill lived a giant: The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.m
“Fetch the weed!”
The hobbit said, “For tonight we conquer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.”
Then that night they set out, riding their ponies. But the ponies were afraid of getting dirty hooves along the way.
They saw a lime green Jackalope
Over the hill lived a giant: The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.m
“Fetch the weed!”
The hobbit said, “For tonight we conquer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.”
Then that night they set out, riding their ponies. But the ponies were afraid of getting dirty hooves along the way.
They saw a lime green Jackalope looking for a
Over the hill lived a giant: The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.m
“Fetch the weed!”
The hobbit said, “For tonight we conquer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.”
Then that night they set out, riding their ponies. But the ponies were afraid of getting dirty hooves along the way.
They saw a lime green Jackalope Flying away from
Over the hill lived a giant: The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.m
“Fetch the weed!”
The hobbit said, “For tonight we conquer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.”
Then that night they set out, riding their ponies. But the ponies were afraid of getting dirty hooves along the way.
They saw a lime green Jackalope Flying away from Barney the dinosaur
Over the hill lived a giant. The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The Hobbit said, “For tonight we conguer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.”
Then that night, they set out riding their ponies. But, the ponies were afraid of getting dirty hooves along the way.
They saw a lime green Jackalope flying away from Barney the dinosaur, hugging gay Swedes.
Over the hill lived a giant. The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The Hobbit said, “For tonight we conguer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.”
Then that night, they set out riding their ponies. But, the ponies were afraid of getting dirty hooves along the way.
They saw a lime green Jackalope flying away from Barney the dinosaur, hugging gay Swedes. So they hung
Over the hill lived a giant. The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The Hobbit said, “For tonight we conguer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.”
Then that night, they set out riding their ponies. But, the ponies were afraid of getting dirty hooves along the way.
They saw a lime green Jackalope flying away from Barney the dinosaur, hugging gay Swedes. So they hung themselves from a
Delete that last post of mine, Jeff. For some reason I read the rules as ‘one post a day’, not ‘one post’.
… okay, so if Imps last post is to be deleted, I’m gonna ignore it
Over the hill lived a giant. The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The Hobbit said, “For tonight we conguer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.”
Then that night, they set out riding their ponies. But, the ponies were afraid of getting dirty hooves along the way.
They saw a lime green Jackalope flying away from Barney the dinosaur, hugging gay Swedes.
So they hung back for awhile
Over the hill lived a giant. The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The Hobbit said, “For tonight we conguer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.”
Then that night, they set out riding their ponies. But, the ponies were afraid of getting dirty hooves along the way.
They saw a lime green Jackalope flying away from Barney the dinosaur, hugging gay Swedes.
So they hung back for awhile waiting for them
Over the hill lived a giant. The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The Hobbit said, “For tonight we conguer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.”
Then that night, they set out riding their ponies. But, the ponies were afraid of getting dirty hooves along the way.
They saw a lime green Jackalope flying away from Barney the dinosaur, hugging gay Swedes.
So they hung back for awhile hoping Princess Tulolova
Over the hill lived a giant. The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The Hobbit said, “For tonight we conguer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.”
Then that night, they set out riding their ponies. But, the ponies were afraid of getting dirty hooves along the way.
They saw a lime green Jackalope flying away from Barney the dinosaur, hugging gay Swedes.
So they hung back for awhile hoping Princess Tulolova would show up
Over the hill lived a giant. The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The Hobbit said, “For tonight we conguer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.”
Then that night, they set out riding their ponies. But, the ponies were afraid of getting dirty hooves along the way.
They saw a lime green Jackalope flying away from Barney the dinosaur, hugging gay Swedes.
So they hung back for awhile hoping Princess Tulolova would show up, as she was
Over the hill lived a giant. The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The Hobbit said, “For tonight we conguer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.”
Then that night, they set out riding their ponies. But, the ponies were afraid of getting dirty hooves along the way.
They saw a lime green Jackalope flying away from Barney the dinosaur, hugging gay Swedes.
So they hung back for awhile hoping Princess Tulolova would show up, as she was already very late.
(Woops, there isn’t supposed to be a period!)
Over the hill lived a giant. The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The Hobbit said, “For tonight we conguer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.”
Then that night, they set out riding their ponies. But, the ponies were afraid of getting dirty hooves along the way.
They saw a lime green Jackalope flying away from Barney the dinosaur, hugging gay Swedes.
So they hung back for awhile hoping Princess Tulolova would show up, as she was already very late. But she had
This is one F’d up story haha.
Over the hill lived a giant. The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The Hobbit said, “For tonight we conguer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.”
Then that night, they set out riding their ponies. But, the ponies were afraid of getting dirty hooves along the way.
They saw a lime green Jackalope flying away from Barney the dinosaur, hugging gay Swedes.
So they hung back for awhile hoping Princess Tulolova would show up, as she was already very late. But she had to go potty
Over the hill lived a giant. The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The Hobbit said, “For tonight we conguer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.”
Then that night, they set out riding their ponies. But, the ponies were afraid of getting dirty hooves along the way.
They saw a lime green Jackalope flying away from Barney the dinosaur, hugging gay Swedes.
So they hung back for awhile hoping Princess Tulolova would show up, as she was already very late. But she had to go potty, but when she
Over the hill lived a giant. The Hill King of Silly Dances. He just wanted to impress his giant kingdom with a big castle, but he needed a magical cornerstone. So he went to The Hobbit.
“Fetch the weed!”
The Hobbit said, “For tonight we conguer lost lands!” “Remember the Pringles.”
Then that night, they set out riding their ponies. But, the ponies were afraid of getting dirty hooves along the way.
They saw a lime green Jackalope flying away from Barney the dinosaur, hugging gay Swedes.
So they hung back for awhile hoping Princess Tulolova would show up, as she was already very late. But she had to go potty, but when she returned to them
You know, this is hard, I could finish this story in like, 10 minutes and make it the most pychotic story ever written, but we can only do 3 words a piece.
XD
Thor electricuted her