Bad superhero names

With thanks to reader PCFDPGrey for passing it along, I thought you might enjoy this list of "Top 20 Worst Superhero Names". A sample, which for my money HAS to be number 1:

It's a pretty funny list, but I was curious if there were other options that would have been better. For instance, I think "The Human Torch" is actually a pretty cool name. So in no particular order, here are some other options to consider:

  • Paste-Pot Pete
  • Brother Power the Geek
  • Arm Fall Off Boy
  • The Whizzer

What would you put on the list, and if you feel particularly motivated, how would you rank the all-time worst names in comic book history?