Come up with the funniest replacement dialog in this random comics panel and you win not only everlasting global fame, but the chance to choose any item or portrait to be included in the final HeroMachine 3 program!
Just leave your entry or entries (no limit, but be a good self-editor) as a comment (or comments) to this post by next Monday and you're good to go.
Oh, and remember to keep it clean, appropriate for a late-night broadcast television program.
Good luck everyone!
“someone stop these stars from whizzing on me”
“Now I know why they call him “SuperMAN”.”
“72 hours straight making heroes on Hero Machine”
I’m so tired. Zordon and the Power Rangers throw one hell of a party. At least I got this nifty viewing globe from them.
“…da-da-dada….and really bad eggs”
“So I said Red Star,I’m not that kind of girl… and well, here I am”
I’m shattered after farting this big white ball from out my arse!
“Uh, honey? Your Chihuahua left you a gift …”
They weren’t kidding when they called him the Man of Steel!
“That’s the last time I dance at a Starro bachelor party!”
“Starfruit gives me the weirdest gas!”
“Superman’s X-Ray vision can cause some long-term side effects.”
“No matter how hard I try,I just can’t make exclamation and question marks pop up. All I get are these lame stars.”
“I’ve felt like this ever since Archie started taking Viagra, Betty!”
1. I should’ve used Preparation H!
2. All’s well that… ends… well.
3. I know, I know, one should never wear stripes after Flag Day.
“It’s all right: I’ve been swimming in raw sewage. I LOVE IT.”
[See “Naked Gun 2 1/2”]
“I definitely need a morning after pill.”
“That is the last time I work for anyone who has the word ‘Super’ in the job description.”
“Wake up Jeff is ready again.”
“If I hear one more Stars and Stripes joke…”
– “Don’t try the new starburst flavors….”
– “Go on, wish upon a star…”
1. I hope that slut Mary returns my purple dress sans stains.
2. Took Sominex tonight to sleep. Safe and restful sleep, sleep, sleep.
3. Mary must never know that I sneak and use her vibrating egg.
4. Never again will I mix Chicken n’ Stars with hot salsa.
5. Star-bellied sneetches are delicious but they give me gas.
Here is a Finished Version, ready for post.
http://imgur.com/aKIf3.jpg
Hilarious, i think.
Njoy, jonra
http://imgur.com/aKIf3.jpg
Why do i keep going out with toad?
1. Curse that Kirby and his Warpstar nonsense!
2. Uno….mas….
3. When I said “Let’s go to Hollywood and see the stars!” this ISN’T what I had in mind!
Man, I wish these irritating squiggly lines and stars would go away.
1. Missy, please bring the new client in.
2. He…told me he’d take me to Candyland.
3. *Hic*…I…I…love your new dress.*hic*
…Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night…
I keep forgetting the Flash sweats super fast to.
1. My back aches cause i’m a star!
2. I gotta do it till it hurts!
3. My life stinks doesn’t it.
“Tell them I need ten more minutes. This new miracle drug, Wrinkle-a-Way, seems to cause drowsiness.”
Well I Don’t know anything about Tall Buildings, But that Speeding Bullet and Locomotive thing? Yea, it’s true.
“Unh… careful with this “Chanel” stuff, Mom… g’night…”
“People make jokes about the Flash in bed, but the man can run a marathon.”
take it from me, never iron clothes when you are still wearing them.
“When Starman asked if I wanted to see his Cosmic Rod, I had NO idea…”
“Yes Mr Alcohol Bottle, i will put you where the sun dont shine”
“I havent been drinking”
“Google, yahoo, msn, facebook, the future is a head rush”
“Slow down superman, im not that kinda girl… harder, HARDER”
“99 bottles of wine on the wall, 99 bottles of wine!
1. I’ll tell you what that smell is – it’s what happens when 99 cent bean burritos meet a twenty dollar bill.
2. Move along sister or that question mark and those exclamation points will start jumping on you too.
3. Could you please tell darn stars to stop jumping on the bed… I’m trying to sleep.
“Supergirl… Wonder Woman… Black Canary… No, I get stuck being Farting Star Girl!”
What? I’m exhausted and there’s nothing good on tv
1. Why is the rum always gone?
2.you do know this is taking ‘Stars and Stripes’ way to literally…
3. I took one look and myself Lucy, and then I went right back to bed.
4.mmmmmm…Jacob’s Abs! just make sweet love to me Jacob Abs! you don’t need Bella’s perpetually raised eyebrow!
5.Luke…Luke you are our last hope…
1. I’m not drunk, I’m just collecting empty bottles
2. Never eat Stilton before going to bed
3. Could you find out who tied these helium balloons to me?
4. I’m feel more deflated by the minute
5. You’ve missed Superman, he’s come and gone
6. …and I said, I’m not taking this lying down…
“*groan* I’m dieing and the only one who knows is a mute who’s surprised, confused and shocked all at once.”
Don’t ask. Please, just…..don’t.
Get these lines away from me.
1.those stupid gremlins under my bed keep thinking my back is a trampoline.