Caption Contest 70

Come up with the funniest -- while still being clean, that's important this week, as you'll see -- replacement dialog for the balloon in this panel and you'll win the chance to include any item you like, or a portrait of yourself, in HeroMachine 3!


The rules are simple:

  • No more than three entries per person;
  • All entries must be left as a comment (all in one comment or separate ones, doesn't matter) to this post;
  • Must be relatively clean, appropriate for broadcast on late-night network TV, for instance.

That's it! Good luck everyone, we'll post the Finalists for voting next Monday.

56 Responses to Caption Contest 70

  1. Loki says:

    1. It’s not what it looks like!…okay a little bit…

  2. The Doomed Pixel says:

    (Heehee! He think’s he’s alone. I can’t wait till he looks at this photo. He’ll be so surprised!)

  3. theTopaz says:

    are you sure this will get my wife off my back?

  4. Patrick says:

    That’s right, find the acorn!

  5. William A. Peterson says:

    “Hey! Quit pushing! This is supposed to be MY picture!”

  6. Black Griffin says:

    1: Exploring posteriors for posterity

    2: And you put your left hand in…

  7. Loki says:

    2.Are you sure we should put this on Myspace?

  8. Matt says:

    1. Boy are they gonna be suprised when they watch this porno.

  9. NEON_N64 says:

    1.- This is not going to end up on the Internet, right?

    2.- It should come out aaany second now…

    3.- This will be the first Zoo-pedo-necro-philic film ever!!!

    PD: Sorry if the third one was pushing it too much :p

  10. Rick says:

    1. Got a lil’ on your hand there huh?
    2. No it’ll work… all you have to do is light the match.
    3. My bad. Eggs this morning.

  11. thejay says:

    You are being PUNK’D!

  12. Danny Beaty says:

    1. I’m a REALLY friendly ghost!

    2. Why that look of surprise? What did you expect to find back there?

    3. Will you still respect me in the morning?

  13. Demented The Clown says:

    1) Okay Mr.Squirrel come get some nutts.

    2) Hi I’m Casper, the REALLY friendly ghost. “wink, wink”

    3) This is Ghosts Gone Wild!!! I love going Wild!

  14. TopHat says:

    1.”Don’t worry, I’m just recording this for us. No one else need know about this”.

    2. “I’m also know as ‘Casper the open-minded ghost’ “.

    3. “Yeah, stand just like that. Okay, from here on it get’s REAL complicated”.

  15. Hakoon1 says:

    1) I told them I could be like Richard Gere! (Too controversial?)

  16. Ian says:

    1. What exactly is “felching” again?

    2. Trust me, this will be bigger than “Two Girls, One Cup”!

    3. …So I says to myself, where am I gonna find a squirrel with a cork and a camera, and then here you are!

  17. speedy jester says:

    1.speak to the butt ,i meant the hand.
    2.well i do need them nuts.
    2.yeh casper get out the way this is my caption.

  18. Paul says:

    “Oh boy I can’t wait to send this one to Mr. Gere! He is my idol!”

  19. 1.Hey casper get out the way this is my caption.
    2.Well i do need some nuts.
    3.speak to the butt.

  20. RJ mcd says:

    oh look its foamy i’m happy he let me be on his youtube channel

  21. kingmonkey says:

    Are you sure this is how Richard Gere got his start?

  22. Aaron says:

    1)This just in….overage squirell touches underage ghost!!!!

    2)Yes I am sure this’ll get you a position on Ghost Hunters

    3)Can’t touch this…without incriminating evidence.

  23. mental joe says:

    are you sure we’ll get famous like this?

    Oh no, it’s the invisible peeping tom!

    1 Squirrel 1 Ghost!

  24. CPrime says:

    1. “Look, I know I’m friendly but this is ridiculous.”

    2. “This is embarrassing, but I forgot your name. Are you Chip or Dale?”

    3. “If you put this on Facebook, I’ll kill you. And I’m a ghost, so you know I can do it.”

  25. Scorpidius says:

    1: Hey!! You can’t store those nuts away for winter!

    2: Hey Chip, get Dale out of there!!

    3: So is everything feeling paranormal to you?

  26. PCFDPGrey says:

    1. If I continue with this, I’ll never look Boo in the eyes again. Choose carefully, I’ll not let this come to pass.
    2. Go for the eyes Boo!!! Go for the eyes!!! RRRAAARRRGGGHHH!!!
    3. Yes Boo, I agree. This group could do with a swift kick in the morals.

  27. Joshua says:

    1). That’s right, don’t be shy.

    2). You see, it tones and tightens!

    3). Oh that? It’s just a lil’ Ectoplasm.

  28. coyote says:

    1 41 42 hut hut hike

    2 and now too pull the rabbit out of my hat. i said HAT

    3.why yes i am the ghost of Rock Hudson my furry friend. how did you know?

  29. kyle says:

    1.relax no one is going to find out about this. “wink wink”

  30. Jericho says:

    1. Jeff Dunham eat your heart out!

    2. You mean to tell me that my being dead is the reason I have trouble urinating?

    3. You mean it wasn’t around the corner like they said?

  31. Niall Mor says:

    Are you SURE you’re a licensed urologist?

  32. Hammerknight says:

    1. So, you are Victoria’s secret.
    2. How much do you get for ghost pictures?
    3. No,that is not where Boo Berry comes from!

  33. Matt says:

    2. What? The “Tic”s mean it’s off…

  34. Gene says:

    “They say that the camera adds ten pounds. I can’t find it, so I’m taking a picture of my butt to see if it’s there…..STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!”

    “No Casper, the Camera doesn’t make your butt look big. Your big butt does.”

  35. kyle says:

    2.happy Halloween

  36. Nancy says:

    “Yes, we are flying, but you need a passport now even for Canada. Say cheese!”

    “Oh that? The camera was left behind to find Bigfoot. Now let’s play leap frog!”

    “This photo will definitely get me on Danciing with the Stars!”

  37. Nancy says:

    “Yes, we are flying, but you need a passport now even for Canada. Say cheese!”

    “Oh that? The camera was left behind to find Bigfoot. Now let’s play leap frog!”

    “This photo will definitely get me on Dancing with the Stars!”

  38. Spyguy149 says:

    “SMILE! You’re on candid camera!”

    “Thank God for these free Canadian prostate exams!”

    “Now…What were you saying about blackmailing me?”

  39. Frankie says:

    “Okay, now look surprised like you didn’t know the camera was there.”

  40. Loki says:

    3. Now you to can get in shape with Sweating To The Ghosties!

  41. Mr Bunny says:

    “Oh God, Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
    “Any sign of the lost miners chief?”
    “No, not the hokey pokey agian!”

  42. Gero says:

    1. And I thought I was friendly! (The I should be a different color, or in italics, if possible)

    2. Smile for the camera!

  43. Jigglypuff says:

    Well, well, Dale, do you think my butt looks ok?

  44. kyle says:

    I think i might have cancer! can you check?

  45. jhonny says:

    I like big butts and i cant lie

  46. kyle says:

    hold out you hand to receive you treat.

  47. Fernando says:

    1) Hey, you’re going to take a picture holding my butt!

    2) You can take your hand off! This is reserved for my man.

    3) You could massage more on top?

    that´s all my ideas

    Break Down!
    Degenaration X

  48. Valkem says:

    1> Let’s do the Time Warp again!
    It’s just a jump to the left

    (still part of the time warp)
    2> But it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
    Let’s do the Time Warp again!

    (Hoping I’m not just old and the only one that remembers Rocky Horror Picture Show)

  49. Black Griffin says:


    It’s so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
    so you can’t see me, no not at all
    In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
    Well-secluded, I see all
    With a bit of a mind flip
    You’re there in the time slip
    And nothing can ever be the same
    You’re spaced out on sensation, like you’re under sedation
    Let’s do the Time Warp again!

    If your old then I am too

  50. PRiegel says:

    Thanks for the help! This will be the internet’s first GHOASTSE!

  51. theTopaz says:

    quick get the bomb out tic tic tic

  52. Hakoon1 says:

    2) Camera? What camera? Just get in there already!

  53. Chris says:

    1.) THAT’s the power of Pine Sol.
    2.) Casper keeps whites, clean with the sunshine, Casper’s got the magic of Clorox.
    3.)Cha Cha Cha! Charmin! Ultra.

  54. 1. “Moooooon River!”
    2. Step 2: place me gently over the campfire until I’m a golden brown…
    3. Now what does the teleprompter tell you to do, Mr. President?

  55. Frankie says:

    “Oh, that? That’s for my time capsule. In 4000 years, I’ll have the conquering aliens dig it up to prove to them that I can get anybody to do anything.”

  56. cybersavant says:

    1. “I don’t feel the charmin!
    2. “Did you find your watch?”
    3. “Are you sure this is ok for youtube?”