Come up with the funniest -- while still being clean, that's important this week, as you'll see -- replacement dialog for the balloon in this panel and you'll win the chance to include any item you like, or a portrait of yourself, in HeroMachine 3!
The rules are simple:
- No more than three entries per person;
- All entries must be left as a comment (all in one comment or separate ones, doesn't matter) to this post;
- Must be relatively clean, appropriate for broadcast on late-night network TV, for instance.
That's it! Good luck everyone, we'll post the Finalists for voting next Monday.
1. It’s not what it looks like!…okay a little bit…
(Heehee! He think’s he’s alone. I can’t wait till he looks at this photo. He’ll be so surprised!)
are you sure this will get my wife off my back?
That’s right, find the acorn!
“Hey! Quit pushing! This is supposed to be MY picture!”
1: Exploring posteriors for posterity
2: And you put your left hand in…
2.Are you sure we should put this on Myspace?
1. Boy are they gonna be suprised when they watch this porno.
1.- This is not going to end up on the Internet, right?
2.- It should come out aaany second now…
3.- This will be the first Zoo-pedo-necro-philic film ever!!!
PD: Sorry if the third one was pushing it too much :p
1. Got a lil’ on your hand there huh?
2. No it’ll work… all you have to do is light the match.
3. My bad. Eggs this morning.
You are being PUNK’D!
1. I’m a REALLY friendly ghost!
2. Why that look of surprise? What did you expect to find back there?
3. Will you still respect me in the morning?
1) Okay Mr.Squirrel come get some nutts.
2) Hi I’m Casper, the REALLY friendly ghost. “wink, wink”
3) This is Ghosts Gone Wild!!! I love going Wild!
1.”Don’t worry, I’m just recording this for us. No one else need know about this”.
2. “I’m also know as ‘Casper the open-minded ghost’ “.
3. “Yeah, stand just like that. Okay, from here on it get’s REAL complicated”.
1) I told them I could be like Richard Gere! (Too controversial?)
1. What exactly is “felching” again?
2. Trust me, this will be bigger than “Two Girls, One Cup”!
3. …So I says to myself, where am I gonna find a squirrel with a cork and a camera, and then here you are!
1.speak to the butt ,i meant the hand.
2.well i do need them nuts.
2.yeh casper get out the way this is my caption.
“Oh boy I can’t wait to send this one to Mr. Gere! He is my idol!”
1.Hey casper get out the way this is my caption.
2.Well i do need some nuts.
3.speak to the butt.
oh look its foamy i’m happy he let me be on his youtube channel
Are you sure this is how Richard Gere got his start?
1)This just in….overage squirell touches underage ghost!!!!
2)Yes I am sure this’ll get you a position on Ghost Hunters
3)Can’t touch this…without incriminating evidence.
are you sure we’ll get famous like this?
Oh no, it’s the invisible peeping tom!
1 Squirrel 1 Ghost!
1. “Look, I know I’m friendly but this is ridiculous.”
2. “This is embarrassing, but I forgot your name. Are you Chip or Dale?”
3. “If you put this on Facebook, I’ll kill you. And I’m a ghost, so you know I can do it.”
1: Hey!! You can’t store those nuts away for winter!
2: Hey Chip, get Dale out of there!!
3: So is everything feeling paranormal to you?
1. If I continue with this, I’ll never look Boo in the eyes again. Choose carefully, I’ll not let this come to pass.
2. Go for the eyes Boo!!! Go for the eyes!!! RRRAAARRRGGGHHH!!!
3. Yes Boo, I agree. This group could do with a swift kick in the morals.
1). That’s right, don’t be shy.
2). You see, it tones and tightens!
3). Oh that? It’s just a lil’ Ectoplasm.
1 41 42 hut hut hike
2 and now too pull the rabbit out of my hat. i said HAT
3.why yes i am the ghost of Rock Hudson my furry friend. how did you know?
1.relax no one is going to find out about this. “wink wink”
1. Jeff Dunham eat your heart out!
2. You mean to tell me that my being dead is the reason I have trouble urinating?
3. You mean it wasn’t around the corner like they said?
Are you SURE you’re a licensed urologist?
1. So, you are Victoria’s secret.
2. How much do you get for ghost pictures?
3. No,that is not where Boo Berry comes from!
2. What? The “Tic”s mean it’s off…
“They say that the camera adds ten pounds. I can’t find it, so I’m taking a picture of my butt to see if it’s there…..STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!”
“No Casper, the Camera doesn’t make your butt look big. Your big butt does.”
2.happy Halloween
“Yes, we are flying, but you need a passport now even for Canada. Say cheese!”
“Oh that? The camera was left behind to find Bigfoot. Now let’s play leap frog!”
“This photo will definitely get me on Danciing with the Stars!”
“Yes, we are flying, but you need a passport now even for Canada. Say cheese!”
“Oh that? The camera was left behind to find Bigfoot. Now let’s play leap frog!”
“This photo will definitely get me on Dancing with the Stars!”
“SMILE! You’re on candid camera!”
“Thank God for these free Canadian prostate exams!”
“Now…What were you saying about blackmailing me?”
“Okay, now look surprised like you didn’t know the camera was there.”
3. Now you to can get in shape with Sweating To The Ghosties!
“Oh God, Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
“Any sign of the lost miners chief?”
“No, not the hokey pokey agian!”
1. And I thought I was friendly! (The I should be a different color, or in italics, if possible)
2. Smile for the camera!
Well, well, Dale, do you think my butt looks ok?
I think i might have cancer! can you check?
I like big butts and i cant lie
redo-44.
hold out you hand to receive you treat.
1) Hey, you’re going to take a picture holding my butt!
2) You can take your hand off! This is reserved for my man.
3) You could massage more on top?
that´s all my ideas
Break Down!
Degenaration X
1> Let’s do the Time Warp again!
It’s just a jump to the left
(still part of the time warp)
2> But it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let’s do the Time Warp again!
(Hoping I’m not just old and the only one that remembers Rocky Horror Picture Show)
@Valkem
It’s so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
so you can’t see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You’re there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You’re spaced out on sensation, like you’re under sedation
Let’s do the Time Warp again!
If your old then I am too
Thanks for the help! This will be the internet’s first GHOASTSE!
quick get the bomb out tic tic tic
2) Camera? What camera? Just get in there already!
1.) THAT’s the power of Pine Sol.
2.) Casper keeps whites, clean with the sunshine, Casper’s got the magic of Clorox.
3.)Cha Cha Cha! Charmin! Ultra.
1. “Moooooon River!”
2. Step 2: place me gently over the campfire until I’m a golden brown…
3. Now what does the teleprompter tell you to do, Mr. President?
“Oh, that? That’s for my time capsule. In 4000 years, I’ll have the conquering aliens dig it up to prove to them that I can get anybody to do anything.”
1. “I don’t feel the charmin!
2. “Did you find your watch?”
3. “Are you sure this is ok for youtube?”