“Bulletman. Help me. I’m being attacked by a ribbon.”
“That ain’t no ribbon. That’s a tape worm looking for a new home.”
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I could toss your salad if you want. Then I’ll bring you to…justice!
Dan, you have no idea the self-control it took not to make the headline “Please don’t say ‘Tossed’ … “
Well, there goes *my* pithy comment…!
Why, a nice salade NiΓ§oise would be- OH! You punched me!
You should see what happens when he brings the check . . . or isn’t happy about the size of the tip!
“Excuse me, sir. Would you like that . . . TO GO?” (Pow!)
Hey, at least he didn’t respond by grabbing BulletGirl, and shouting “CAESAR”! {“Sieze Her!”} π
“Bulletman. Help me. I’m being attacked by a ribbon.”
“That ain’t no ribbon. That’s a tape worm looking for a new home.”