RP: Quick, hide the doilies!

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(From "Bulletman" number 3, 1941.)

11 Responses to RP: Quick, hide the doilies!

  1. Anarchangel says:

    Spider-Man has the Green Goblin.
    Batman has the Joker.
    Bulletman has the drapes.

  2. Dan Gonzalez says:

    “No cause for alarm, citizens. Bulletman was waylaid by some bourbon last night and can’t find his pants.”

  3. Jeff Hebert says:

    lol, good one Anarchangel! I can definitely see that on a cover blurb.

  4. Gero says:

    “Jim’s stuck in the drapes!”

    “Oh, God…Not again!”

  5. kingmonkey says:

    Has this ever happened to you?

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    “Looks like he’s in a fight with the drapes!”

    Of course it has. All new heroes go through an ‘awkward phase’. Heck, it even happens to old pros like Bulletman, on occasion. Simple blunders like this can ruin your reputation in the eyes of those criminals you want to intimidate.

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  6. Xstacy says:

    Fighting with the drapes. Sure, let’s go with that.

  7. Danny Beaty says:

    Looks like it’s “curtains” for our hero!

  8. Jeff Hebert says:

    You guys are hysterical! Danny, I literally lol’ed on your comment, thanks.

  9. Danny Beaty says:

    @Jeff: Thanks!

  10. Frankie says:

    Bulletman’s entangled by the Drapes of Wrath.

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